@ian_infosec @Sqlcheesecake @conrad @RichLang @ajohnsocyber @bjsplash @markmorow @Nerdpyle @khaxan @zarchasmpgmr @carmencr @fpieces

Funny stuff going around here with the Pirates. No on taking it too seriously. Just hoping to stay above 500 till June

@conrad @fpieces @ian_infosec @markmorow @zarchasmpgmr @bjsplash @carmencr @Sqlcheesecake @khaxan @ajohnsocyber @RichLang @Nerdpyle

Can’t say I ever thought I’d see the day the Pirates paid $100m for a player. Truly is bizarro world in Pittsburgh

@blemley @conrad @fpieces @ian_infosec @markmorow @zarchasmpgmr @bjsplash @carmencr @khaxan @ajohnsocyber @RichLang @Nerdpyle

Well now that they’ve got that much committed to him, I predict they’ll end up trading him by the trade deadline in ‘24… because they’re the Pirates, after all.

@ajohnsocyber @zarchasmpgmr @markmorow @RichLang @carmencr @khaxan @ian_infosec @Sqlcheesecake @fpieces @bjsplash @Nerdpyle @conrad

I have low expectations too. But at least it looks good. Club friendly contract should bring some nice prospects for the 60th year of rebuilding

@blemley @ajohnsocyber @zarchasmpgmr @markmorow @RichLang @carmencr @khaxan @ian_infosec @fpieces @bjsplash @Nerdpyle @conrad

Ah, the Pirate fan way - finding that elusive silver lining.

- a Brewers fan, who does the same

@carmencr @Nerdpyle @ian_infosec @markmorow @Sqlcheesecake @zarchasmpgmr @RichLang @khaxan @fpieces @conrad @ajohnsocyber @bjsplash

Just in case you think Pirates fans can’t put together a good conspiracy theory. Make a run so they can extort taxpayers again.

@blemley @carmencr @Nerdpyle @ian_infosec @markmorow @zarchasmpgmr @RichLang @khaxan @fpieces @conrad @ajohnsocyber @bjsplash

OTOH, the “Orlando Pirates at DisneyWorld” *does* have a nice ring to it…

@Sqlcheesecake @blemley @carmencr @Nerdpyle @ian_infosec @markmorow @RichLang @khaxan @fpieces @conrad @ajohnsocyber @bjsplash would DeSatan go for that, though. Remember he thinks he’s in control, but made the fatal mistake of going up against Disney. 🤣🤣
Do-Hyoung Park on Twitter

“Jorge Polanco robbing Aaron Judge with the glove, too. He's just doing it all.”

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@blemley @ajohnsocyber @zarchasmpgmr @ian_infosec @bjsplash @Nerdpyle @RichLang @conrad @Sqlcheesecake @fpieces @carmencr @markmorow Thanks I hate it! I saw a ChiSox meme and it was su funny pal but I'm afraid @markmorow would never forgive me
Umpire Auditor on Twitter

“"The strike zone is a suggestion." -@BrandonGaudin Umpire Brian O'Nora missed 17 calls on the night in the #Braves #Marlins game, including 4 by more than 2.5 inches.”

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@khaxan @zarchasmpgmr @blemley @ajohnsocyber @ian_infosec @bjsplash @Nerdpyle @RichLang @conrad @fpieces @carmencr @markmorow

Ok, I’m never on that bird site anymore, but… what’d I do??

@Sqlcheesecake @zarchasmpgmr @blemley @ajohnsocyber @ian_infosec @bjsplash @Nerdpyle @RichLang @conrad @fpieces @carmencr @markmorow oh noooooo!!!! anyway: "Umpire Brian O'Nora missed 17 calls on the night in the Braves Marlins game, including 4 by more than 2.5 inches"