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Funny stuff going around here with the Pirates. No on taking it too seriously. Just hoping to stay above 500 till June

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Can’t say I ever thought I’d see the day the Pirates paid $100m for a player. Truly is bizarro world in Pittsburgh

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Well now that they’ve got that much committed to him, I predict they’ll end up trading him by the trade deadline in ‘24… because they’re the Pirates, after all.

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I have low expectations too. But at least it looks good. Club friendly contract should bring some nice prospects for the 60th year of rebuilding

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Ah, the Pirate fan way - finding that elusive silver lining.

- a Brewers fan, who does the same

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Just in case you think Pirates fans can’t put together a good conspiracy theory. Make a run so they can extort taxpayers again.

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OTOH, the “Orlando Pirates at DisneyWorld” *does* have a nice ring to it…

@Sqlcheesecake @blemley @carmencr @Nerdpyle @ian_infosec @markmorow @RichLang @khaxan @fpieces @conrad @ajohnsocyber @bjsplash would DeSatan go for that, though. Remember he thinks he’s in control, but made the fatal mistake of going up against Disney. 🤣🤣
Do-Hyoung Park on Twitter

“Jorge Polanco robbing Aaron Judge with the glove, too. He's just doing it all.”

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@blemley @ajohnsocyber @zarchasmpgmr @ian_infosec @bjsplash @Nerdpyle @RichLang @conrad @Sqlcheesecake @fpieces @carmencr @markmorow Thanks I hate it! I saw a ChiSox meme and it was su funny pal but I'm afraid @markmorow would never forgive me
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“"The strike zone is a suggestion." -@BrandonGaudin Umpire Brian O'Nora missed 17 calls on the night in the #Braves #Marlins game, including 4 by more than 2.5 inches.”

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Ok, I’m never on that bird site anymore, but… what’d I do??

Here’s an all-time ESPN 1000 call about the 2023 white sox

Posted in r/whitesox by u/aehimsa • 427 points and 99 comments

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It was just announced last week he was gonna be added to the Pirates HoF this year. So happy they told him last week so he knew.

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How bad are the Dodgers right now? Jason Heyward is batting third with his .191 average.

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Keeping an eye on the Angels/As game, & wondering if Ohtani could hit for the cycle & throw a perfecto today - like some college ball player just did. Because the As.

@Sqlcheesecake @blemley @khaxan @markmorow @RichLang @carmencr @ian_infosec @conrad @ajohnsocyber @bjsplash @Nerdpyle @fpieces Spencer Strider had 6 ⅓ perfect. The announcers kept blabbing about it.

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I don’t listen to the Cubs games, but did anyone talk about Drew Smyly’s perfect game right before he tumbled over the catcher the other day?

@zarchasmpgmr @blemley @khaxan @markmorow @RichLang @carmencr @ian_infosec @conrad @ajohnsocyber @bjsplash @Nerdpyle @fpieces I’d misremembered- Smyly & his catcher both went for the ball on a swinging bunt, Smyly got there first, & the catcher tried to get out of the way, but in trying to jump over/behind him, he ended up basically tackling Smyly.
https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/cubs-starter-drew-smyly-loses-perfect-game-against-dodgers-in-eighth-on-swinging-bunt-catcher-collision/live/
WATCH: Cubs starter Drew Smyly loses perfect game vs. Dodgers in eighth on swinging bunt, catcher collision

Smyly went seven innings before David Peralta dribbled a bunt down the third base line

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@markmorow @blemley @Sqlcheesecake @fpieces @Nerdpyle @conrad @ian_infosec @carmencr @ajohnsocyber @RichLang @bjsplash @khaxan OMG. Berto was definitely holding back, and his on-the-air filter was strong.

Watching the hosts cracking up lends the perfect air to this.

Greenberg: Who is ‘Berto from the West Side’ and how did he perfect White Sox fans’ anger?

Rob Colletti is a Chicago-raised, New York-based actor and die-hard White Sox fan. It could explain why his epic radio rant has gone viral.

The Athletic

That was epic! Thanks for sharing.

I didn't realize the White Sox picked up Benintendi. A 0.2 WAR sounds about right. I would have happily told the White Sox front office to spend their $75 million elsewhere, but they never called me. My condolences.

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