They say “be yourself” but some of you are complete tools.
Just saying.
They say “be yourself” but some of you are complete tools.
Just saying.
@Popehat I tried being myself. Turned out I wasn't very good at it. I'd rather be somebody else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asaCQOZpqUQ
"Doctor, doctor, won't you prescribe me something... A day in the life of someone else."

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I'm fairly sure that phrase comes with extensive small print footnotes.
And to those people, I say: This is my hammer and saw. I'm sure you know the drill.
@Popehat In our defense, many know it.
The Zen of Not Caring has been achieved.
@Popehat Lou Grant: “Ted, you know that way you are?”
Ted Baxter: “Yeah, Lou.”
Lou Grant: “Don't BE that way.”
@Popehat
Be yourself. Unless you're a tool.
Then eff yourself.
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