They say “be yourself” but some of you are complete tools.

Just saying.

@Popehat I tried being myself. Turned out I wasn't very good at it. I'd rather be somebody else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asaCQOZpqUQ

"Doctor, doctor, won't you prescribe me something... A day in the life of someone else."

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@Popehat I'm working on it, ok? 😭

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I'm fairly sure that phrase comes with extensive small print footnotes.

@Popehat I'm going for "be a good person," since I'm just too obnoxious not to set goals for self-improvement.
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Tool is in the eye of the beholder

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And to those people, I say: This is my hammer and saw. I'm sure you know the drill.

@Popehat Not sure I have ever met a single person who should follow that advice. More like, “For the sake of all of the rest of us, please suppress your worst instincts.”
@Popehat Didn't you just openly admit to playing Europa Universalis IV?
@Popehat We need to make "stupid but knows and accepts it" more socially acceptable, so people can stop pretending to be smart...
@Popehat Thanks. I feel like I just got a promotion.
@Popehat But we hold *you* in such high regard, Ken. Why do you have to be so unkind? 😪
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It's the useless tools that make trouble

@Popehat In our defense, many know it.

The Zen of Not Caring has been achieved.

@Popehat Lou Grant: “Ted, you know that way you are?”

Ted Baxter: “Yeah, Lou.”

Lou Grant: “Don't BE that way.”

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Was that an introspective toot?

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Be yourself. Unless you're a tool.
Then eff yourself.

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