Apparently they didn’t even let Tucker Carlson record a final episode to wrap up plot lines and now we’ll never know if they caught those pooping Gypsies
@Popehat I wanted to know more about the damning Hunter Biden evidence that got lost in the mail his producer didn't think to make a copy or scan
@emmreef @Popehat but doesn't everybody transfer data by downloading it and then sticking it in a puffy mailer?
@emmreef (sharing more xkcd because I got distracted and delighted) https://blog.xkcd.com/2019/08/26/how-to-send-a-file/
How to Send a File

xkcd
@Dangandblast @emmreef @Popehat sys admin at a company I worked for, drove the backup hard drives to the backup site every day after work.
@Dangandblast @emmreef @Popehat “Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.”
― Andrew S. Tannenbaum

@Popehat Seth Meyers is having so much fun with this.

https://youtu.be/7tSQNejnX1M

@Popehat I was happier not knowing this was a thing.
@Popehat There’s still time to pull a Jeff Garlin and CGI him over Gutfeld’s face!
@Popehat Find out on his new middling podcast!
@Popehat reports say he found out less than 10 minutes before they sent out the press release. Which is the ultimate insult. They didn’t even trust him enough to give him time to say goodbye to his staff. And you know that his email was cut off before they even told him!
@Viss @Popehat I’m just sad he works from his own studio and they could walk him out of 1211 Avenue of the Americas.
@film_girl @Popehat a perp walk would have been

@film_girl @Popehat
That’s how he found out. He called the help desk when his email wouldn’t open.

“Looks like your account was disabled at 11:59 pm last night.”

@Popehat He is known to briefly burst into tears at the bottom of the bridge and whisper “brown M&M in stilettos” to himself
@Popehat did the screen just go black in the middle of the Journey song
@Popehat He always has the opportunity to continue the storyline when he joins Glenn Beck or some other embarrassing webcast to sell his gorilla pills (or whatever it is they are hawking today).
@Popehat it is crazy it is tracking news?
@Popehat I am very happy to report that I have no idea what the reference to pooping gypsies means.
@Popehat Man everything Elon touched last week has gone to hell.
@Popehat I... can't tell if this is something dumb and racist as a joke about what Tucker would cover, or if this is actually a 'real' story he talked about.
@Popehat Weren’t they all crisis actors, bussed in for some gastrointestinal false flag operation?

@twitskeptic @Popehat

"thought leader" huh.

"Hey George, I wan ya to ban abortions."

"Yeah, I know, but ya see I'll sicc the knuckle dragging cousin fucking open carry gun nuts on yer hairless butt if yer dont."

" Thatsa "Yes by Tuesday" I hear there George."

@Popehat

Some things are better left to the imagination.

@Popehat I don’t even know what fucking planet we’re on anymore
@Popehat I am so glad I have no idea what this means
@Popehat . . . Well thanks, I am now imagining a port-a-potty on a cart, done up like a Romani vardo wagon...
@Popehat Oh come on, this is a reboot. You already know how the original German version ended, there's no real need for him to go on about his struggles...
@Popehat
...and, just like that <snaps>, the migrant caravans all vanished.
@Popehat
It’s Firefly all over again.
@Popehat I see a meme in the future. It says, "We'll be back on Monday!" and it has Tucker Carlson's face on it—forever.
@Popehat Tucker will be fine, but I'm very concerned about his Brazilian friend of the show. As they said in Spinal Tap, he's now residing in the "where are they now" file.