Kids these days will never know what it’s like to be mauled by a bear for making fun of a bald guy

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Is there a teachable lesson here @Popehat ?

@godpod However, they do know what it's like to watch a comedian get slapped for making fun of someone's bald wife.
@godpod finally, a good use of my musty bible knowledge
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lol facts!
or stoning adulterers to death!

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You know #NotMyBible haha

Thank you for this had forgotten about that one.

@godpod Thank you for realizing that that was an overreaction
@godpod Breaking News: God eliminates Bears, Children To Never Know Maulings.
@godpod If you'll put on the suit, I'll shave my head.
@godpod Is that a promise or a threat?
@godpod ... And whose fault is that‽
@godpod our karma is more nuanced
@godpod As an ex-Evangelical kid, this is my go-to any time anyone asks me for my favorite Bible verse.
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That one took a second 🤣
@godpod *This maybe off topic. But, like. Honestly, how do you compete with you, if you created competition. I geuss the answer's easy. You don't.*