@godpod However, they do know what it's like to watch a comedian get slapped for making fun of someone's bald wife.

@godpod finally, a good use of my musty bible knowledge

@godpod Been there. Done that. Bought the t-shirt.
https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Respect-Your-Elders-2-Kings-2-23-25-Hey-Baldy-by-trolldog/28827441.NL9AC

@godpod
lol facts!
or stoning adulterers to death!

@godpod
That's a shame.

@godpod that's a pretty deep cut ngl

@godpod Thank you for realizing that that was an overreaction

@godpod Breaking News: God eliminates Bears, Children To Never Know Maulings.

@godpod If you'll put on the suit, I'll shave my head.

@godpod Is that a promise or a threat?

@godpod ... And whose fault is that‽

@godpod our karma is more nuanced

@godpod As an ex-Evangelical kid, this is my go-to any time anyone asks me for my favorite Bible verse.

@godpod
Elisha and the Fourty-Two Bears

@godpod
That one took a second 🤣

@godpod *This maybe off topic. But, like. Honestly, how do you compete with you, if you created competition. I geuss the answer's easy. You don't.*