God 
Kids these days will never know what it’s like to be mauled by a bear for making fun of a bald guy
Schwern@godpod Been there. Done that. Bought the t-shirt.
https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Respect-Your-Elders-2-Kings-2-23-25-Hey-Baldy-by-trolldog/28827441.NL9AC