David Tomkins
joe•iuculano 
@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNote@iuculano Did you make this and if you did may I use it. It’s perfect.
This was a tough question; and Joe staggered under it for a moment; but quickly recovered himself: and looking at his #Mastodon app, with the not-so-sweet face of acquired wisdom brightened with the inexpressible charm of all-conquering truth, he bravely cried out, “I can't tell a lie, Pineywoozle; you know I can't tell a lie.
I did not create it
@iuculano Were you by any chance drinking a cherry soda when you decided you couldn’t tell a lie? 😉
@Pineywoozle
..all while standing in the shade of a tree? No, lol 😉
..all while standing in the shade of a tree? No, lol 😉
@iuculano Sooooo, you admit the tree is gone! 🤣🤣🤣
Barry Schwartz 🫖@iuculano A properly functioning militia doesn’t attack residents at all, unless they are committing insurrection or at least crimes!
Ray Gulick, he/him/wtf 🇺🇦 ❌👑@rgulick my pleasure, and thank you!
Nils, DC4AC@iuculano Indeed. I don't recall the last time that a school shooting happened in Switzerland. Must be years ago, probably even decades.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Armed_Forces
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Armed_Forces
According to this #Wikipedia article that lists #MassShootings ( #firearm-related #violence with at least four casualties ) in #Switzerland since the beginning of the 20th century, do you know how many of them involve #children in #school?
NONE! ZERO! DIDDLY-SQUAT!!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_Switzerland
We Can Be Gyros@iuculano well, cops exist. Maybe some do.
Resistor McResistanceFace"Bibles pave the way for bullets" - a boarded up library near the local sheriff's office where one can hear non-stop bitching about how not being able to lynch Blacks infringes on their religious beliefs
@mlbellar
Un-effing-believable
Un-effing-believable
Madison@iuculano Wild how the biggest proponents of this amendement seem to have never actually read it. Hard to argue against regulations when "well-regulated" is RIGHT THERE!
Chris Gerhard 
@iuculano that's only true because they did not have schools for native Americans.
Alex Chaffee@iuculano Um... are you sure about that, George?
Dave Muthyeah the founders were hammered on hard cider and had no idea what they were talking about half the time; the other half they were wilfully making hypocritical self-serving compromises with each other
KNERDBut it seems crazed people do.
Kuudere-Hime@iuculano I don't care what the Slave Owner Thinks.
PeterD 🇩🇪 🇨🇦
Tee Koobaan, Kevin Sorbo's failed acting coachBut an ignorant, deranged ahole does!
Ursidinoj/The Bjornsdottirs@iuculano Notwithstanding that he did not say that, he would have.
Doug is riding the mastodon!@iuculano It's that forgotten "for a well-regulated militia" phrase! Somehow the "strict constitutionalists" lose interest at that point.
Lightning Duck
Seiðr@iuculano [Looks at Israel]
Paul-Gabriel Wiener@iuculano Fun fact: The "well-regulated militia" in the Amendment is the US Militias, which were renamed when the Militia Act was updated in 1903, and are now known as the National Guard.
Seán Fenian@iuculano Or Wal-Mart shoppers. Or nurses. Or ...
SearingTruth"Our well regulated militia is killing our children, at will."
SearingTruth
dbrand666@iuculano
Regulations are socialism. Are you implying GW was a Communist?
Regulations are socialism. Are you implying GW was a Communist?
mazel@iuculano amerikkkan politicians do kill Palestinian children though
Rob WilliamsonI always wonder what the regulations for these militias are, and who is responsible for the regulations.
शिवदम् Ⓥ@iuculano THANK YOU. I continue to be amazed by military assault rifle nuts continually skipping over the "well-regulated militia" part of the #SecondAmendment