Me: 25 invites to conflicting RSA parties.
Junior person: every party denied me entrance, and I guess I’ll have to eat at McDonald’s and NEVER BUY THEIR PRODUCTS
💯🍸🤷🏻‍♀️💜
@hacks4pancakes Seniority has its privileges.
@dantemercurio yes but it’s bullshit
@hacks4pancakes It is, things must have changed, last time I was there, seemed no vendor cared who crashed. Maybe let him tag along, vendors will definitively let him in with you.
@dantemercurio I only have a super 8 room for one night to keynote lol
@hacks4pancakes Ha, I had to stay at a youth hostel at RSA once, least it was a room with a private bathroom.

@dantemercurio @hacks4pancakes I stayed in the prototypical “fleabag hotel” one year. Single hallway bathroom. Itchy sheets. Mystery thumping from the room next door.

Ahhhh, the memories.

Kinda feeling the FOMO still this year.

@hacks4pancakes @dantemercurio IMO opinion this type of BS shouldn't be one of the privileges coming with seniority. Why do we have trouble with both growing talent and retaining #talent? It's because of elitist, exclusive #infosec bullshit like this.