Two hearings at the same time: one running on the computer with headphones, one running over the ipad with its audio.

I see no way this can possibly go wrong.

I mean I've gotten more confident in the course of my career but I am not as confident as some of these attorneys who appear in court by video dressed like they're working on a shrimp boat or waking up from a three-day binge
MUTE YOUR MICROPHONE ON PHONE AND VIDEO COURT HEARINGS WHEN YOU AREN'T TALKING FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE
I'm sorry I don't mean to be ageist, I mean I'm getting older myself, but if you can't figure out how to mute your mic maybe you need to climb into your Oldsmobile and drive on down to the courthouse Elmer
Also: is it possible that you could do something remotely normal for your lighting? You're arguing a summary judgment motion not posing for fucking Rembrandt
It's possible I am just in a bit of a mood tbh
@Popehat I was starting to think so too... LOL
@Popehat Never would have guessed. 🤣
@Popehat I am very much enjoying the play-by-play rant
@Popehat you're not the only one today
@Popehat
As someone who is on calls all day I feel all of these in my soul
@Popehat Two hearings PLUS running commentary on opposing counsel! All simultaneous while effectively representing your client(s). You're a virtuoso Ken!

@Popehat
Nah - seems about normal for you

😇

@Popehat this is my zoom court experience in a nutshell.
@Popehat It doesn’t take much to set me off these days. You’re good.