I mean I've gotten more confident in the course of my career but I am not as confident as some of these attorneys who appear in court by video dressed like they're working on a shrimp boat or waking up from a three-day binge

MUTE YOUR MICROPHONE ON PHONE AND VIDEO COURT HEARINGS WHEN YOU AREN'T TALKING FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE

I'm sorry I don't mean to be ageist, I mean I'm getting older myself, but if you can't figure out how to mute your mic maybe you need to climb into your Oldsmobile and drive on down to the courthouse Elmer

Also: is it possible that you could do something remotely normal for your lighting? You're arguing a summary judgment motion not posing for fucking Rembrandt

It's possible I am just in a bit of a mood tbh