Foreign Object Debris
CatbusImportant lesson for social movements:
You don't need to use the brick, but you must have one
You don't need to use the brick, but you must have one
David 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️NB they/them@ancient_catbus I may start carrying a brick when I go on walks now. I’m being serious, there are some psychotic drivers in my neighborhood.
TroetifantMaybe it's a missing product.
The brick cover for smartphones.
🙏
The brick cover for smartphones.
🙏
Peter Drake HAS MOVED@Troetifant @ancient_catbus What if you just brick your phone?
Packy Anderson@peterdrake @Troetifant @ancient_catbus Drivers need to be able to see it's bricked, or they won't notice you.
Jargoggles@Troetifant
Also gives you that sweet 1980s cell phone vibe.
Also gives you that sweet 1980s cell phone vibe.
Martin Rocket@Troetifant I've seen a lot of bricked phones.
Michał Górny 
@ancient_catbus, I need an extra weight for exercise, I guess brick will work just fine!
…except that in PL it's more likely to actually trigger aggression from drivers.
Haelwenn /элвэн/ 
@mgorny @ancient_catbus Well in that case they get themselves hit with a brick?
dolly parton holding a giant r@ancient_catbus honestly I’m into it
Marc Hedlund@ancient_catbus @jef this works for me with my helmet camera on my bike helmet: if the camera is on the helmet, people drive more carefully around me whether the camera is on/charged or not.
Jef Poskanzer@marcprecipice @ancient_catbus Yeah, I am too lazy to deal with a bike camera (charging, operating, downloading, editing) but I've considered mounting someone else's donated old broken bike cam as a deterrent.
@jef @ancient_catbus it’s totally worth it.
@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNote@jef @marcprecipice @ancient_catbus We had three clothing stores and didn’t want to spend the money on three sensors so I took a cardboard box cut it to the exact shape of the sensors we had just paid $2000 each for for the other stores, painted it textured it put an LED in it and added a fake cord… Bingo, no shoplifters.
dragonfrog@Pineywoozle @jef @marcprecipice @ancient_catbus
I had my bike stolen from outside the grocery store, from the rack right under a security camera dome.
I went inside, asked at the service counter if they had footage from the camera over the bike rack. "Oh, that camera hasn't worked as long as I've worked here. I don't even know if there is a camera in that dome."
Not perfect I guess...
@dragonfrog @jef @marcprecipice @ancient_catbus No sadly, nothing is. We had security tape on all the windows etc, a full system. The burglars that literally cleaned out 1 of our stores & loaded everything into a semi in 4 hours, did so by breaking through a brick wall. Our stores were 1/3 New from Europe & La - 1/3 Vintage & 1/3 upscale resale. When our customers learned of the break in they just gave us $1,000s of $s worth of jewelry 🥰💕🫶
MemphisDaPlaya 🎲🎲@Pineywoozle @jef @marcprecipice @ancient_catbus
I'm going to steal that idea.
@GoatRoper @jef @marcprecipice @ancient_catbus LoL I used cream of wheat mixed into the second coat of paint for the perfect nubby texture.
Yimby Earth has moved!@marcprecipice @ancient_catbus @jef
i.e. the drivers could not only see you all along, they saw you well enough to pick out a fairly small detail. And many of them just didn't care about cyclists' safety until they thought they might get caught.
i.e. the drivers could not only see you all along, they saw you well enough to pick out a fairly small detail. And many of them just didn't care about cyclists' safety until they thought they might get caught.
Tito Swineflu@ancient_catbus This is nonsense. I stand on the edge of 13th st all the time with a brick or a large rock, and drivers don't pay any attention to me.
Hot Pepper@ancient_catbus i'm sure this would work. saw a similar phenomenon when a man was crossing a street with a baseball bat in hand, and he was not dressed as an athlete 😂 everyone, cars & pedestrians, gave him a wide berth
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Billy SmithI've had the same effect when carrying juggling staff's. :D
I put them in a shoulder-slung martial-arts-weapons bag, and got a lot more space on the tube, and when crossing the road. :D
Though when i was in Scotland, i kept getting into conversations with people who did fly-fishing. :D
Demian@ancient_catbus could probably have a fake brick made of styrofoam
@dgodon @ancient_catbus With a space carved out for a smartphone.
Andres@ancient_catbus Safety crossing flags are bogus, bring on Safety Bricks™️
guenther@ancient_catbus pro tip for cyclists, wear a long blonde wig over your helmet:
https://www.eta.co.uk/2011/04/01/safest-bicycle-helmet-has-built-in-wig/
undead enby of the apocalypse@ancient_catbus @guenther I need the handlebar flame thrower
ndpi@ancient_catbus this is funny and all but it’s also a hop and a skip away from the arguments people make for open carry of firearms.
Erik ✅
Tiota Sram@ancient_catbus video ID: a person in business casual stands in the rain by the side of the road, holding an umbrella. Cars drive through a puddle and splash the person repeatedly at they drive past, each time the person flinches back and brings down the umbrella, but too late. After a few cars (in separate cuts), we see the same person holding an umbrella in one hand and a brick in the other, with the brick held slightly in front of they're body so it's visible to oncoming traffic. Now, we see cars and buses slowing down as they approach, shifting over to the outside of the near lane, and/or changing lanes entirely, in all cases not driving through the puddle and thus not splashing the person. At the end a fade to black include text suggesting that drivers should slow down with driving in the rain.
P.S.: you can edit this text into the original post as alt-text if you want.
Shambolic Matter@ancient_catbus people who think this is about pedestrians and drivers have read the parable but have not understood
wuffel@ancient_catbus
Fantastic idea. So you can cross as a pedestrian while green lights glowin and noone will try to bother you.
Fantastic idea. So you can cross as a pedestrian while green lights glowin and noone will try to bother you.
Johann150 ⁂ 
☮@wuffel @ancient_catbus so instead of yellow flags (as @notjustbikes showed), North American cities should offer bricks at crosswalks 🤔
lis 
rysertio@lis
This is how all of the gas cylinders are transported in my country.
This is how all of the gas cylinders are transported in my country.
Aaron
Maddler 
@ancient_catbus so, a brick will improve driving skils and increase politeness in drivers.
Darwin Woodka@ancient_catbus I'm thinking maybe a Javelin case...
Tom Harrington@ancient_catbus @heathborders Restoring the balance of power!
@ancient_catbus So apparently a pike (the 4+ meter long polearm) weighs about as much as a standard brick. I have at times thought about crossing the road with a pike pointed at the drivers - just to say "I'm making sure if you hit me, we both die." A brick is a lot more compact though.
Simeon.__proto__@ancient_catbus I'm uncomfortable with this takeaway when extrapolating it to guns
@dotproto people better arm up bc cops are on the side of the fascists, however uncomfortable that makes you
Ice NineDisappointed at the lack of Reply Guys wading in with the legal implication of using a brick in a situation like that - surely you can't have scared them all off by now?
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Lars Trieloff
Blake 🇵🇸@ancient_catbus The Fucking Around-Finding Out Theory of Revolutionary Praxis
VallinSFAS@ancient_catbus
R-E-S-P-E-C-T!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T!
Tom Forsyth@ancient_catbus Combine the two. I have found that if you hold the phone as if you are videoing the drivers, it has almost the same effect as a brick!
Peter Linss@ancient_catbus I see a market for foam rubber bricks you can compress down and keep in a pocket
basisbit 🦈🇪🇺🇺🇦 🔜 KnSt@ancient_catbus Seems to be a perfect example why a country need weapons to not get attacked by other countries.
Humanity 😔
Humanity 😔
Robert Atkins@ancient_catbus So what’s the cyclist version of this? Do I holster a crowbar on my bike frame? That could work actually…
Mx. Savanni D'Gerinel@ratkins @ancient_catbus The common wisdom is cameras. The crowbar is tempting except for the weight.
@savanni @ancient_catbus I live in Europe so I don’t wear a helmet. I reckon I could fashion a realistic-looking crowbar out of wood and paint it black 😝
ticho@ratkins @savanni @ancient_catbus You should wear a helmet regardless of where you live.
Unless you have an extra replacement brain at home, of course.
@ticho @ratkins @ancient_catbus recumbents are less prone to flipping you on your head than an upright. As i learned when i once rammed a car who turned across my lane. Turns out, having my front chainring out in front of the bike can do a lot of body damage to a car.
Helmets are still great for lights, cameras, even certain mirrors.
VulcanTourist [MOVED]@savanni @ticho @ratkins @ancient_catbus
I've had arguments about some governments (like my state) criminalizing the absence of helmets, and I also have an enormous problem with laughably excessive perspiration from my scalp, but in spite of that I still choose to wear a helmet even using a recumbent. The contents of my skull is the only thing of value that I possess.
Now back to the discussion of carrying extra mass as deterrent....
Evert Pot@ancient_catbus is this written by the NRA?
ekesA risky experiment. An attorney could consider this as threatening with a weapon. After all, it's fair to argue there is little other purpose to holding a brick like that next to a street while dressed so casually.
msgbi
mikeful@ancient_catbus Red paper bag for your snacks works too.