Server: Any questions about the menu?

Date: I don’t think so, I’ll hav—

Me: *disgusted* Yeah who chose the font?

@Kickpedal
Tell me you work in print media without telling me you work in print media 😜

Also popular: "did nobody check for color-calibration before handing that to print?"

@Kickpedal *laughs in Comic Sans

@hotte @Kickpedal who doesn't love comic sans? Everybody loves comic sans

*evil laugh

@Kickpedal as a graphic designer I fully endorse this toot lol. Don’t even get me started on how so many pizza places use the same horrible font.
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@Kickpedal This should have been an ndash and not a hyphen! You cannot just substitute the “ä” from another font, didn't anyone notice? Who thought you should flush the prices right by pressing the space bar for some time? Could you at least use the same font size for the dish names on the same page?

How I am supposed to order from this menu and have a recreational evening?

@Kickpedal don't even look at the kerning 🤢
@Kickpedal As a former typesetter & graphic designer, I appreciate this. Looking at fonts never leaves you 😂😍
@mamashizi LoL You should see the world thru the eyes of a former welder. 🙀 🙀 🙀 The fear is real. 🤣
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@Kickpedal to be fair, Papyrus is never the right choice and the designer should be drawn and quartered.
@Kickpedal OMG my wife has given advice to the owner of our local restaurant/pub (whom we have known for ten years) when he changed his menu layout and didn't quite nail it 😁
@Kickpedal @Jorsh Ha! Sounds like Mastodon, tbh. ;)
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Come on, Papyrus isn't worth getting in a fight over.
At least not without a paying customer.
@Kickpedal Literally me when they say “do we have any questions so far:”

“Yes, I’d like to understand more about the recent development in India and what kind of economic impact it’s going to have on those with lower economic status in the region.”

We only go to restaurants with big menus now so my husband can disappear behind them when I am how I am.
@[email protected] In my defense, we live in a big multiple university town and most of them are in college. They should be able to answer this shit.
@Kickpedal In the spirit of coming forward with questions, I would like to know: Which timezone is your date in?

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"It's comic sans.

And you're dining at *Clown* Hotdog.

The finest hot dogs in Toronto.

Sir."