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This is my gumbo. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My gumbo is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my gumbo is useless. Without my gumbo, I am useless. I must cook my gumbo true...
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My counter tells me that I have just passed 20,000 followers here on Mastodon. Thank you for following me here, I hope I am making your Mastodon experience better. To celebrate this Round Number Milestone, I have donated $200 to RIP Medical Debt, which buys and then pays off medical debt in the US, for pennies on the dollar. $200 pays off $20K in medical debt, so that's $1 of medical debt wiped out for each of my followers here. It's a good way for me to say "thank you."

https://ripmedicaldebt.org/

Homepage - RIP Medical Debt

RIP Medical Debt makes it easy for donors to make an impactful difference in the lives of those struggling with medical debt.

RIP Medical Debt
It’s the guns.
Take my advice.
It's not a good idea to pull an April Fool's joke at a gender reveal party, and let the parents think their child is half-goblin.
Please learn from my mistakes.

Server: Any questions about the menu?

Date: I don’t think so, I’ll hav—

Me: *disgusted* Yeah who chose the font?

RT @nessathewriter
we were not meant to consume news this way
Ok, well that works for me.
#dnd tip from the archive: Spend less time on Twitter and more time reading your source books.

"First reported by Autoevolution, the $700 option to retrofit Model X and Y cars with a regular steering wheel has clearly been popular among drivers. According to the site, the retrofit sold out in “less than a week” and it suggests that the accessory was “probably one of the most successful items in the Tesla Shop.”"

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-sells-out-of-steering-wheels-as-owners-rush-to-re-1850261283

Tesla Sells Out of Steering Wheels as Owners Rush to Replace the Yoke

After telling us all the yoke was the future of steering, Tesla backtracked and offered to retrofit a regular wheel to its Model S and X EVs.

Jalopnik
Shakira's hips don't lie. JLo's hips never tell the truth. Using only one question, determine which singer is guilty of tax evasion.