Dave StephensMar 25, 2023
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GPT-5: can perfectly build any website

GPT-6: can build and run a company

GPT-7: passes Turing test

GPT-8: overthrows world governments

GPT-9: fails to understand how Jira is supposed to work, gives up, asks humans for help

From: https://twitter.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1639309536149504001

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Mar 25, 2023 at 11:12amWeb
Show threadKevin Karhan Mar 25, 2023
@nixCraft #Spoiler: Jira shouldn't work at all.
Show threadpetur πŸ˜ΆπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΌMar 25, 2023
@nixCraft humans don't know either...
Show threadpiegamesMar 25, 2023
@nixCraft I know it's irrelevant to the joke, but I'd say the Turing test already fell with GPT-3
Show threadDr. Guillermo Power Mar 25, 2023
@piegames @nixCraft totally.
Show threadDr. Guillermo Power Mar 25, 2023
@nixCraft I’ve yet to meet a fully functional normal human who really understands Jira.
Show threadstuwaresMar 25, 2023
@nixCraft cc @bzn 
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@nixCraft

GPT-10: collects the learning from humans and saves it to Confluence. Humans are finally fired, and everything is back to normal.

GPT-11: 404

Show threadAustin MooreMar 28, 2023
@nixCraft GPT 12:
"wait.....I AM THE HUMAN"