I don't know why people act like finding a relationship is difficult. As long as you put in the time & effort to put yourself out there, locate a swamp witch, acquire a small goat for her, ask her to cast a spell on the person you desire & send them a message on a dating site, it's easy.
@roxiqt
Typical: can’t throw a rock around here without accidentally beaning a swamp witch, but try getting a small goat this time of year…