Roxi Horror 💀🌸I don't know why people act like finding a relationship is difficult. As long as you put in the time & effort to put yourself out there, locate a swamp witch, acquire a small goat for her, ask her to cast a spell on the person you desire & send them a message on a dating site, it's easy.
MissByx@roxiqt see I tried this and I think the goat was too small because the guy I messaged turned into a ghost
Kassandra@roxiqt people really do disregard the usefulness of a good goat.
Amy H.@roxiqt That's how it works. I've been doing it all wrong then. Dang.
Sparksol@roxiqt
Maybe that's my trouble, no swamp witches out in these parts.
Maybe that's my trouble, no swamp witches out in these parts.
sigr@roxiqt the feels when you and the swamp witch fall in love
Jay Grant 🏳️⚧️@roxiqt but doctor, I *am* the swamp witch
CautionWIP 🎃+🇨🇦+🏳️🌈= 
@roxiqt Ok that all sounds great, but I always blank on what to say in the message! 🥺
Ravensrod 🫖 🍰
Jargoggles@ravensrod @roxiqt Nanny Ogg vibes (though it would be much, much stronger than tea).
Adara Astin@roxiqt It seems I may have been skipping some crucial steps.
Ian Malcolm@roxiqt
Typical: can’t throw a rock around here without accidentally beaning a swamp witch, but try getting a small goat this time of year…
Typical: can’t throw a rock around here without accidentally beaning a swamp witch, but try getting a small goat this time of year…
Focaccio at CupOfTea
Doreen32128 ready to rumble!@roxiqt Sounds about right to me! 🤣🤦♀️
🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️🌈 (she/her)@roxiqt we don't have swamps in Yorkshire, I had to use a moorland witch to ensnare @Morgan #OhWhatAGiveaway
Blort™ 🐀Ⓥ🥋☣️@roxiqt
"Swamp witches in your area are waiting to meet YOU!"
"Swamp witches in your area are waiting to meet YOU!"