Ken WhiteWhen fuck/marry/kill is the same thing with one person
cuddly but deadly! 
@Popehat could even be the same night, why not
@Popehat to be clear this is not aspirational on my part but it would make for great copy
Frank Bennett 🇯🇵@Popehat She says they have beliefs. I remain sceptical.
System IV, Building K@Popehat You cannot family values harder than this.
Mister Wanko@Popehat why won't he die?
paul
Anathema Device@MisterWanko @Popehat Because he takes after his mum? She lived to be 103
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisabeth_Murdoch_(philanthropist)
@anathema_device @Popehat shit didn't fall far from the asshole then
@MisterWanko @Popehat Elizabeth Murdoch was by all accounts a good and decent person. Also, muting you for being revolting.
FallsMom 🌻@Popehat In time for final season of Succession . . .
Peter Bindels@Popehat Eh, it's a thinly veiled attempt at avoiding inheritance tax.
Army Girl@Popehat "looking forward to spending the second half of our lives together"?! Fucker thinks he's gonna live to 184?
Flaming Cheeto@Popehat the only conspiracy theory I'm willing to engage is that Wendi Deng actually rules the world
Nathan A. Stine@Popehat "I'm a widow of 14 years. Like Rupert, my husband was a businessman... So I speak Rupert's language. We share the same beliefs."
That's a lot of words to say "I'm a shit human being."
Argot_Robbie@Popehat Murdoch is a great humanitarian; a humble, selfless enlightened man who thinks only of others. His works are a monument to the power of love.
If these two kids can't make it, what hope do the rest of us have?
VHaschI'm sure it's true love. 🙄🤭
keith@Popehat Dude plans on living to 184?
Darryl Mott@Popehat What kind of person could possibly even consider marrying that--
"Former police chaplain"
...okay, that makes perfect sense and answers the question in full.
William B. Turner@Popehat. You think she's going to fuck him to death?
Daniel Wurzbacher
June Casagrande@Popehat Weird how many social "conservatives" don't actually believe what they're saying when they make their supposedly sacred wedding vows.
Carlito!You think the age gap now is big, wait until when he's 184 and she's 132...
Mr Murdoch, who has six children from his first three marriages, added: "We're both looking forward to spending the second half of our lives together."
JR@Popehat Sort of like musical chairs. Will the music stop before she losses all self respect.
Stewart@Popehat I suspect only two out of three are applicable here. I mean, why would she?
Darryl RammSit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you prenuptualized
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Dominic Armato
Iron Curtain (Chiptunes)
Spocko@Popehat
5 Weddings and a Funeral?
The couple is registered at Bed Bath and Beyond the Grave.
https://people.com/human-interest/rupert-murdoch-96-announces-engagement-to-ann-lesley-smith-66/
Rupert Murdoch, 96, Announces Engagement to Ann Lesley Smith, 66: 'I Was Very Nervous'
Fox News founder Rupert Murdoch is engaged to Ann Lesley Smith after proposing to the former police chaplain on St. Patrick's Day in New York City. He has previously been married four times, most recently to model Jerry Hall, who he divorced in August
John Morgun
RamenCatholic 🐢🌈@spocko you made me snort-laugh gatorade when I read this.
Then I came back and re-read this while taking another swig. Now BOTH of my nostrils hurt and everything smells like fruit punch.
I'm still fucking giggling though.
@RamenCatholic Thank you for telling me that! It makes me happy you laughed and giggled.
One of the things I miss most about being with people in person is missing out on seeing the reactions to one of my jokes.
Making one member of my family laugh so hard they snorted milk out their nose was something I was famous for.
In fact, when my sister got married my mother insisted I remain out of her eyeline at the rehearsal dinner so I wouldn't make her snort milk from her nose.
LLAP, Spocko 🖖
One of the things I miss most about being with people in person is missing out on seeing the reactions to one of my jokes.
Making one member of my family laugh so hard they snorted milk out their nose was something I was famous for.
In fact, when my sister got married my mother insisted I remain out of her eyeline at the rehearsal dinner so I wouldn't make her snort milk from her nose.
LLAP, Spocko 🖖
@spocko glad to hear it! Making other people laugh is a true joy! Making them laugh so hard that they break is a bonus 🖖
@RamenCatholic BTW, one of the reasons I followed you were your boosted comments on kindness.
RamenCatholic boosted [email protected]
Tomorrow is an opportunity to have fun and spread kindness.
AND
@willmckinley
“There are so many ways of saying who we are and how we feel, ways that don’t hurt anybody. That’s a great gift.”
— #FredRogers (1928–2003)
I appreciate those reminders.
Too often I focus on busting people for their hate speech. See my history:
https://www.spockosbrain.com/about/
@spocko @willmckinley aw, you're making me blush. We all need the occasional reminder that #BeingKind requires #BeingMindful
#BeingKindfulMeansBeingMindful is a bit of a mouthful, eh? I'm not very good at inventing witty #hashtags
@RamenCatholic @willmckinley
You are welcome. That sister that I made laugh? She teaches Catholic school. Last year I set up a "kindness award" for her class. Kids get a gift for acts of kindness spotted by other classmates.
I also did it for a friend who was teaching English to Ukrainian refugees in Poland. So the kindness award is international!
You are welcome. That sister that I made laugh? She teaches Catholic school. Last year I set up a "kindness award" for her class. Kids get a gift for acts of kindness spotted by other classmates.
I also did it for a friend who was teaching English to Ukrainian refugees in Poland. So the kindness award is international!
@spocko that's it, you're my new BFF
Carl Chapman@Popehat It's funny because it's true. 😂
Al GorithmGood for him. Its about time he caught a break.
Zoomer Antimillenarian
Pat Madigan
BduzBoop@Popehat lol 👍🏻👍🏻
Doug 🌈🇨🇦 
@Popehat Dirty old man to marry gold digger!
Tony Davis@Popehat His pick-up line is 'do you want to buy a really big lottery ticket?'
ghost_shit@Popehat Two too many unsavoury options there.
Paul Armstrong@Popehat no/no/yes
Charming Malcontent@Popehat what a pathetic old get
Scott Berfield
AppleTony@Popehat When he dies Anna Nicole Smith will marry him. (Too soon?)
Sunset & Fire@Popehat I'd slit my own throat in an alcohol bath first