Ken WhiteWhen fuck/marry/kill is the same thing with one person
Spocko@Popehat
5 Weddings and a Funeral?
The couple is registered at Bed Bath and Beyond the Grave.
https://people.com/human-interest/rupert-murdoch-96-announces-engagement-to-ann-lesley-smith-66/
Rupert Murdoch, 96, Announces Engagement to Ann Lesley Smith, 66: 'I Was Very Nervous'
Fox News founder Rupert Murdoch is engaged to Ann Lesley Smith after proposing to the former police chaplain on St. Patrick's Day in New York City. He has previously been married four times, most recently to model Jerry Hall, who he divorced in August
RamenCatholic 🐢🌈@spocko you made me snort-laugh gatorade when I read this.
Then I came back and re-read this while taking another swig. Now BOTH of my nostrils hurt and everything smells like fruit punch.
I'm still fucking giggling though.
@RamenCatholic Thank you for telling me that! It makes me happy you laughed and giggled.
One of the things I miss most about being with people in person is missing out on seeing the reactions to one of my jokes.
Making one member of my family laugh so hard they snorted milk out their nose was something I was famous for.
In fact, when my sister got married my mother insisted I remain out of her eyeline at the rehearsal dinner so I wouldn't make her snort milk from her nose.
LLAP, Spocko 🖖
One of the things I miss most about being with people in person is missing out on seeing the reactions to one of my jokes.
Making one member of my family laugh so hard they snorted milk out their nose was something I was famous for.
In fact, when my sister got married my mother insisted I remain out of her eyeline at the rehearsal dinner so I wouldn't make her snort milk from her nose.
LLAP, Spocko 🖖
@spocko glad to hear it! Making other people laugh is a true joy! Making them laugh so hard that they break is a bonus 🖖
@RamenCatholic BTW, one of the reasons I followed you were your boosted comments on kindness.
RamenCatholic boosted [email protected]
Tomorrow is an opportunity to have fun and spread kindness.
AND
@willmckinley
“There are so many ways of saying who we are and how we feel, ways that don’t hurt anybody. That’s a great gift.”
— #FredRogers (1928–2003)
I appreciate those reminders.
Too often I focus on busting people for their hate speech. See my history:
https://www.spockosbrain.com/about/
@spocko @willmckinley aw, you're making me blush. We all need the occasional reminder that #BeingKind requires #BeingMindful
#BeingKindfulMeansBeingMindful is a bit of a mouthful, eh? I'm not very good at inventing witty #hashtags
@RamenCatholic @willmckinley
You are welcome. That sister that I made laugh? She teaches Catholic school. Last year I set up a "kindness award" for her class. Kids get a gift for acts of kindness spotted by other classmates.
I also did it for a friend who was teaching English to Ukrainian refugees in Poland. So the kindness award is international!
You are welcome. That sister that I made laugh? She teaches Catholic school. Last year I set up a "kindness award" for her class. Kids get a gift for acts of kindness spotted by other classmates.
I also did it for a friend who was teaching English to Ukrainian refugees in Poland. So the kindness award is international!
@spocko that's it, you're my new BFF