JohnPartTimer
Low Quality FactsIf you're a doctor and you don't point at your food and say "that's just what the doctor ordered" whenever you're at a restaurant you need to have your medical license revoked.
Anne Boyd@lowqualityfacts Important question: is this also a requirement for PhDs? (I'm not one myself but I seem to hang around with several)
Andy Pearlman@lowqualityfacts given how much they're paying for the most expensive items on the menu, they definitely should. Always driving the check up.
Alice McFlurry 
@lowqualityfacts nobody likes my joke about this and I’m still sad about it.
Alice McFlurry :bc: (@[email protected])
Server: Here’s your cobb salad with extra avocado and dressing on the side. Doctor: Just what the doctor ordered!
Eva Chanda
MikeZilla Minus One
Nick 'The Viking'Day after Christmas everybody's playing with the new toys or taking Jonny to the hospital because of the new toy.
It was fine!
CoastalCoasting@lowqualityfacts I knew a veterinarian who would order his steaks med rare, "a good vet good revive it"... 😆
Madness832@lowqualityfacts Does that apply to fast food (e.g. McDonald's)?
Tom in Austin@lowqualityfacts Dad joke warning. I will use this. I won’t be able to resist.
Char@lowqualityfacts are PhD’s off the hook or do we have to do it also
JohnW
CatDaddyO@the_Effekt @lowqualityfacts and your Groucho Marx club membership card revoked also.
johncarneyau@lowqualityfacts most states did have such laws on their books up until the 80s when Republicans, who never got the joke even after it was explained to them, started a secretive and long-running campaign to repeal them.