If you're a doctor and you don't point at your food and say "that's just what the doctor ordered" whenever you're at a restaurant you need to have your medical license revoked.

@lowqualityfacts nobody likes my joke about this and I’m still sad about it.

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Alice McFlurry :bc: (@[email protected])

Server: Here’s your cobb salad with extra avocado and dressing on the side. Doctor: Just what the doctor ordered!

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@Alice @lowqualityfacts

Day after Christmas everybody's playing with the new toys or taking Jonny to the hospital because of the new toy.

It was fine!