Not only does Elon Musk not have a clue what he’s talking about, but this is *exactly* what he tried to do at PayPal, claiming it needed a full “V2” rewrite of the code when it didn’t.

Instead, it shifted resources away from key areas, caused PayPal to lose much more money to fraud, and eventually got him ousted as CEO.

Last month, I wrote about Elon Musk’s time at PayPal and how he’s repeating his mistakes from that period: https://www.disconnect.blog/p/elon-musk-wants-to-relive-his-start

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Elon Musk wants to relive his start-up days. He’s repeating the same mistakes.

What PayPal’s history teaches us about Elon Musk’s management of Twitter

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@parismarx a large part of me is saying "just let him try again." Let him completely screw up the platform and lose more cash.
@theashtonstarr @parismarx problem is. He won’t go broke. That’s the issue with austerity. When you’re handed enough money to fail over and over you get losers like this that stay rich for life.
@richservo people like that can even become President of the United States I hear. 😞
@matt I’m very grateful that musk is ineligible.
@matt @richservo Or at least pretends to be a billionaire.
@richservo @theashtonstarr @parismarx And the person handing over that money for those losers today is Marc Andreesen. #musk #AdamNeumann
@theashtonstarr @parismarx well at least the service he's killing is just Twitter and not something with actual importance
@theashtonstarr @parismarx My entire being wants Elmo to drive Twitter to its complete and utter obliteration, beyond any repair. The world does not need Twitter. We have ActivityPub.

@parismarx Yup.. that's Elon!

A clown 🤡

@parismarx Why do I heard that in trump's voice

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It's almost like he doesn't know his head from his ass when it comes to coding.

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Almost 23 years old, this one *did* age well:
https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2000/04/06/things-you-should-never-do-part-i/

"The idea that new code is better than old is patently absurd. Old code has been used. It has been tested. Lots of bugs have been found, and they’ve been fixed."

"[this code] has grown little hairs and stuff on it and nobody knows why. Well, I’ll tell you why: those are bug fixes. One of them fixes that bug that Nancy had when she tried to install the thing on a computer that didn’t have Internet Explorer."

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@hoffman @parismarx most of the code on IBM mainframe operating systems goes back half a century. It works so they leave it alone. Can’t be beat for uptime.
@hoffman Hah, I was thinking of that very essay.
@eaton Everything important I know about software engineering I learned from Joel Spolsky
@hoffman @parismarx Tell that to banks that still using mainframes programmed with COBOL. And speaking of not aging well quickly… https://youtu.be/O_MBeW59bas
@parismarx lost count of how many unskilled and inexperienced new developers I came into contact with that cried about how everything they work on needed to be rewritten from scratch and "future proofed" in my 30+ years in software. Definitely a warning sign that someone doesn't know what they're doing...
@parismarx incompetent people that think they are smart and successful because they were handed money at birth and were never told no never learn from past mistakes.
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First one must think they made a mistake. He can’t get past square one.

@parismarx

Rewrites of code always brings new problems, new bugs and new issues.

Considering that he fired most of the twitter staff, they A) have lost too much institutionional knowledge of how their own platform works and B) Don't have enough staff to write code.

Musk is a fraud.

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@parismarx, very interesting comment on this tweet! I did not know that!

Additionally, rewriting a codebase is costly( and introduces new bugs ). Twitter revenue is down 40% and most of his staff is gone.

Given what you wrote, Musk didn't learn his lesson at PayPal.

OTOH maybe he did and that tweet is just noise for an attempt to distract people from his incompetence as a CEO.

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He's always yammering about the "code stack". I'm betting he's doing it to make it sound like he knows what he's doing. I've got a paycheck that says he has no idea what it is.
@parismarx what if... that's just an excuse to "flexibilize" information security...?
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I wonder if he is part the reason I don't use paypal or their venmo

@parismarx "A small API change" ... like completely overhauling everything to have a payment system in front of the API?

"massive ramifications" ... like needing to make sure the rest of your own system can bypass that new payment layer?

It all seems rather predictable to me, and I'm not even one of the SREs he probably shouldn't have fired.

What a clown.

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@parismarx he doesn’t understand the phrase “impact assessment”.
@parismarx I wonder if he does the same for his cars and rockets.

oh, changing how an integral part of the system works breaks stuff...well, we have to start from scratch I guess!
@parismarx you know how little kids cry after breaking their toys and try to blame it on someone else... "They used bad tech" "the stack is too brittle" "my dick is too little", etc...
@parismarx I don't know anything about coding, but I do know a little about writing, and what he's saying sounds like, "This book I wrote has some errors in it, so I'm going to write it again from scratch." The idea that the new version would be miraculously free of errors is just wishful thinking.
@parismarx Here's what I gather, and correct me if I'm wrong: Elon wants to project the image that he's trying to do it all himself as if he's the sole thing there to keep the company alive, and all while never fully understanding the true business model.
@parismarx no joke, this sounds like a season of Silicon Valley
@parismarx Except, this time he owns Twitter and there's no one who can oust him.

@parismarx lol, yes the pain of code if one line fails the rest crumbles.

Add a try and create exception should work better .

@parismarx It's almost like certain types of people don't learn from their mistakes

Or more accurately, don't think they're mistakes, and therefore there's nothing to learn.

@parismarx nobody told elon that extensive idiot proofing is supposed to be for the user side
@parismarx he’s too busy defaming disabled ex employees on Twitter?
@parismarx this makes me wonder, is Elon Musk really Peter Thiel. Or essentially a group of people who want to have the influence without the publicity so he’s the face.
@parismarx fastest way to ship new features is to first rewrite all of the features that you already have.

@parismarx corporate FOMO: He sees WeChat and Telegram being "everything apps" and wants in, too.

Provided you're in China, you can pay bills, order takeout, pay for haircuts, send money, check the weather, publish updates, scan QR codes, subscribe to newsletters, play games, and send messages on WeChat.

But that's not Twitter.

@kakurady @parismarx I don't trust twitter to handle a monthly $8 charge at this point.
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So... he really is a dangerous idjit.
@parismarx that's hilarious, there's nothing wrong with twitter's code, the problem is he fired everyone
@parismarx I keep expecting to see Tesla's board to vote to remove Musk as CEO due to his mishandling of Twitter. He's a brand liability now.
@parismarx God this guy is such a useless piece of shit
@parismarx It would help if he didn't fire everyone who knew how the code worked.

@parismarx The big secret is that Musk is adept at failing upwards, and has no more idea of how to manage a software company, moreover its internal lifecycle and stability, than your average middle manager on a power trip.

Of course all of us devs who have had power-trippy middle managers have been screaming this from the rafters since the beginnings, but Elon's fans aren't ready for the conversation of what he actually knows, versus what he pretends to know.

@parismarx Funnily enough, I’m sitting in this online training right now: https://fosstodon.org/@metadaddy/109982975564963645
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@parismarx he doesnt think he's done anything wrong. that everything is others fault and that is why hes repeating mistakes.

@parismarx Aside yet somehow Prescient,

In July of 2017

he re-acquired http://X.com/

buying it back from PayPal.

@parismarx good. I wanna see him lose everything.
@parismarx I think we knew Elon was going to Bork it all up. He needs to keep his people in place, pay them, and stay out of it. The only thing that's "brittle" is his ego.
@parismarx Elon thinks he is smarter than everyone else and needs to leave his mark like a dog peeing in the yard.
@parismarx and curious enough, Twitter didn't had outages before the acquisition.
Maybe the company wasn't as overstaffed as Elon thinks.
@parismarx @brooklynmarie The sad game was laid out when one of his first ideas was to turn Twitter into a credit card.