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Kidding! Well done mate 
It is a prelude to invasion. Those aliens whose UFOs we shot down.
I still see this via US-CA-SJ:
Error 403 Forbidden
Forbidden
Error 54113
Details: cache-sjc10058-SJC 1678140947 872542668
Varnish cache server
@johnlogic @Gargron I'm still getting that Varnish cache error page too - but only on the screen I was using during the outage. On other screens things are working fine.
Deleting cookies doesn't fix it. Restarting the browser doesn't fix it.