Roving gangs of unemployed graphic designers are terrorizing our neighborhood, spraying their tags on every blank surface in exquisitely rendered Garamond and Minion Pro
Artful and contemporized reimaginings of corporate logos adorn bus stop signs and electrical transformers
The water tower near the tracks is covered in complimentary colored polygons and useful infographics
Occasionally, turf wars break out between the Serif and Sans-Serif designer factions
We were awakened at four in the morning by someone shouting "Times New Roman for life!" It was followed by gunshots and sirens
*rolls windows up and locks doors*
@doktormod "the symbology of language," he muttered as he kissed another bullet and slide it into his rifle, "is always contextual," he racks it and pulls the stock to his shoulder, "and thus distracting flourishes," he slides the barrel through the springs of burnt and overturned mattress--the steps growing louder in the hall, "are unnecessary visual noise, you serif suckers!"
A firefight erupts.
NEW YORK—Law enforcement officials confirmed Friday that four more copy editors were killed this week amid ongoing violence between two rival gangs divided by their loyalties to the The Associated Press Stylebook and The Chicago Manual Of Style. “At this time we have reason to believe the killings were gang-related…
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