Roving gangs of unemployed graphic designers are terrorizing our neighborhood, spraying their tags on every blank surface in exquisitely rendered Garamond and Minion Pro

Artful and contemporized reimaginings of corporate logos adorn bus stop signs and electrical transformers

The water tower near the tracks is covered in complimentary colored polygons and useful infographics

Occasionally, turf wars break out between the Serif and Sans-Serif designer factions

We were awakened at four in the morning by someone shouting "Times New Roman for life!" It was followed by gunshots and sirens

@doktormod you can have my Helvetica when you pry it from my cold dead hands