Either they haven't thought about what they've written, or they're trying to create chaos...
@Jedigirl did you find the real life wayside school?
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Haha, reminds me of me every time I tried to walk through the train stations in Singapore and all of those idiots kept smashing into me!

@EllenInEdmonton @Jedigirl

One of my first days in Nairobi. A thing walkers pass over a highway. I keep on crashing on every one. I try to skip them, they try to skip my, but both go to the same side and crash equally...
Till I realise they had been a British colony and I was walking on my right and they on their left. I switched to the left side and no more problems.

@viktorbir @EllenInEdmonton @Jedigirl here in the UK, I habitually walk to the left, but so many people don't, and even see my veering further left as being more bloody minded than helpful.

Mind you, British canals follow marine practice of passing on the right, which really confuses people who have just hired a boat and wonder why everyone seems determined to crash into them...

@mzdt @viktorbir @Jedigirl
Oh, that's frustrating when you're surrounded by folks that don't follow the local "rules"!
@EllenInEdmonton @viktorbir @Jedigirl I'd say 'convention' rather than a rule, there's no rules for pavements (sidewalks...) but co-operative conventions serve everyone; it's the basic human survival instinct of everyone helping everyone else - or should be. I can't speak for what's happened to the UK in the last decade or three...
@mzdt @viktorbir @Jedigirl I put rules in quotations because of course, they aren't rules! Naturally, a lot of folks have migrated to the UK and other nations, bringing their programming for what side of the pavement is the "correct" one to walk on. Still, I'd be willing to bet that most newcomers are more alert to conventions than the folks who've always lived in the area. I find that groups of walkers/cyclists/runners often want to stay side-by-side, rather than giving way in a timely manner.
@EllenInEdmonton @mzdt @viktorbir @Jedigirl I needed 20 minutes to figure during my first visit to a beautiful left traffic capital (it is on an island and still european in geographic terms ;) walk on the left side and stop being a tourist, obviously. I was elated until I offered a joint to a couple in the park, which caused a relationship crisis 😂
@Jedigirl maybe they have some kinda möbius stairs?
@Jedigirl Funny, I didn't catch that until I read it the third time.😂
@Jedigirl you have to go down backwards. that's the part of the sign you can' see here
@Jedigirl I think it's a great rule. Keeps things interesting.

@Jedigirl

Yeah, this looks like trolling to me.

@Jedigirl @dhavide Reminds me of the old Rhinoceros Party plan to switch Canada to driving on the left side of the road. They proposed a phased approach, trucks and buses in year one, automobiles in year two…
If You Blended Up Everyone in the World, It Would Create a Meatball That Fits in Central Park

If you've ever wondered what it'd look like If you blended up all the humans in the world, wonder no more... (Seems gross, but it's actually interesting data.)

My Modern Met
@Jedigirl They just need to remove the word "from."

@Jedigirl

Left-hand traffic (LHT) and right-hand traffic (RHT) are the practices, in bidirectional traffic, of keeping to the left side or to the right side of the road, respectively. They are fundamental to traffic flow, and are sometimes referred to as the rule of the road. The terms right- and left-hand drive refer to the position of the driver and the steering wheel in the vehicle and are, in automobiles, the reverse of the terms right- and left-hand traffic.

RHT= 165 countries
LHT= 75

@amiserabilist @Jedigirl For extra points, there are countries which use the WRONG TYPE OF CAR. Well, there's Burma, I don't know of any others.
@Jedigirl ah, I see it: they forgot to say which group should be walking backwards
@Jedigirl this made my brain hurt.

@Jedigirl

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

@motorola68k

@Jedigirl Clearly written by a programmer.

@aral @Jedigirl

Wow, your programmers make easily correctable mistakes. The mess that I have to clean up was written by a team of people that I'm convinced knew very little about anything.

@Jedigirl obviously you walk backwards when going downstairs
@Jedigirl This sort of stuff is why directions like “river right” and “river left” exist in canoeing. (i.e. to the right or left when facing downstream; the river’s left is your right when paddling upstream).
@shawrd773 @Jedigirl don’t canoeists use Port and Starboard like the rest of the maritime community?
@peteralee @Jedigirl Those aren’t helpful when you’re telling folks which bank to meet up on. 🙂
@Jedigirl And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom
@Jedigirl This reminds me of a policy in the Monster Raving Loony Party election manifesto many years ago. They promised to transition the UK from driving on the left to driving on the right, but the plan was to phase this in gradually, starting with buses and heavy lorries.

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Should have used Starboard and Port. 😂

@Jedigirl These damn discordians are everywhere. 😁
@Jedigirl Good intentions; bad implementation… I have seen way too many projects like that with much more disastrous outcomes!
@Jedigirl this is how self-driving cars work.
@Jedigirl Perfect example of why people should hire technical writers.
@Jedigirl It would be better to say to not run at all.
@Jedigirl These are the stairs they're talking about:
@Jedigirl I’m on my way to NICAR so this is top of mind... but oh my would Tom Torok have loved this.
@Jedigirl must be the same foreign person that was mad at the people coming in and out of the beach at Tavira Island (Algarve, Portugal) as they pleased and not following a proper order. Mind you, nobody was bumping into each other...