How often do you carry a knife?

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Always
13.1%
Often
9.6%
Rarely
22%
Never
55.3%
Poll ended at .

Interesting results!

I'm "often".

I've started carrying one since I started doing more gardening and yardwork.

It's really useful and I like the way the object feels.

I have to remember to remove it from my pockets or bag when flying or going to see music. Otherwise, I keep it in my shoulder bag whenever I'm out of the house.

UPDATE: forgot alt text. Photo of my right hand holding an open Buck knife, wooden floor in the background.

@evan I also chose "Often" even though from a practical standpoint it's "Always". Only time I'm not carrying is when I fly commercially three times a year.

I use it once every couple of days, which is too often to have to go track it down every time.

@evan Make sure to check the laws where you live. Canada has some 'interesting' rules around knives.
I'm under the "always*" bracket, but there are things to watch out for.
*as long as it's allowed ;)
@DrJekyll @evan well I’m pretty sure if the police in Scotland found you with a knife like that you’d be arrested and charged
@peterbrown @evan Thank goodness I'm in Canada then ;)

@evan never.

Maybe a multitool, but that's, like, an annual thing, and only if I'm cutting CAT-5 cable, and I never even use the itty-bitty knife on it...

@evan I used to always carry a good pocketknife, as my Dad taught me, and got good value out of it, but was just too absent-minded to remember to take it out before going the airport, so after I lost 2 or 3 I stopped. 😞

@timbray @evan Once, while I still lived in the US, I changed my mind as to which shoulder bag to take just as I was headed out to the airport.

While I was standing in line for Security Theatre before my flight, I reached into the bag and found a small one. I handed it to the first guard.

The scanner found two others that I also didn't know were in there. I gave them up without a fuss.

They took me aside and gave me the thorough once-over. The guards were surprised that I was amiable and not complaining about my treatment. I knew that they were doing their job as they were told.

As they checked everything, we got into a conversation about difficult customers we encountered. I showed them my latest book, about experiences in customer service. One wrote down the info and said he'd check it out on Amazon.

Some months later, without requesting it, I was sent the thing (a document? I don’t recall exactly) that gets you through airport security without a hassle. I have a feeling those guards tagged me as "not a problem."

@evan somewhere between often and rarely, and it's barely a knife. Swiss Army :)
@evan I have a tiny Leatherman. I use it a lot when I work in the precinct.
@evan do scissors count as a knife?
@evan is this related to your poll faq?

@evan I have a Swiss Army Knife as part of my "every day carry", aka the contents of my pockets when I leave the house. It has a couple knife blades, but they're small and the blades don't lock.

I voted "often" because I don't wear a multi-tool around the house (I could go grab a full toolbox if needed), and I sometimes go outside in my pajamas.

@evan This depends on whether the sticker-remover tool I intermittently carry (a razor blade in a plastic holder) counts as "A Knife". And I really, really hope it does not, because if so, then carrying it is illegal!
@evan Under Toronto law, it is legal to carry a knife if it is a tool, and illegal to carry it if it is a weapon. What is the difference between a tool and a weapon? It seems to be totally legally ambiguous and probably up to case-by-case judicial discretion if someone gets in trouble! Which makes me worry maybe someday I'll get in trouble for carrying a 3D-printed sticker remover.
@evan (Similar oddness: It's illegal to carry pepper spray in Canada, but legal to carry bear spray, but they're the same chemical. This is probably less ambiguous inside a city tho.)
@evan Hm ... if I count that one included in my bicycle repair toolkit, then almost always because it is in my bag that I got almost always with me. Otherwise rarely, just when doing garden works (which does not mean I'm lazy and work rarely in the garden).
@evan I wonder how the results might vary by country and age 🤔

@evan I voted "never" because my interpretation of the word "carry" in context of guns (or knives) usually implies a fantasy of "self defense" (or in other words, something you could use to seriously injure someone), and I don't do that.

Now in theory my key ring contains a very small widget that unfolds into a novelty utility knife bottle opener combo that is only useful for opening things. However, I rarely leave the house at all anymore, so it seems my answer would be "never" either way".

@evan (this is probably meandering off topic) I used to carry pepper spray, but it was useful in exactly zero of the many harrowing encounters I've had with strangers in public. I stopped carrying it around on the reasoning that I was far more likely to discharge it on accident than the odds of it ever being the only reasonable tool available to me to resolve a confrontation safely.
@aeva @evan interesting, I interpreted pretty much the opposite. I said always because I have a small keychain Gerber dime multi tool that has a tiny blade on it among it's other useful tools. Mostly gets used for breaking down boxes. But I like to have it on my keychain along with a torch.
@evan does a knife on a multi-tool count? I have at least one multi-tool handy every time I go out.
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@evan Define "carry a knife". There's a kitchen knife in my panniers for when I need to make a salad in a place that isn't a kitchen. So either "always" or "never" depending on if you feel like the presence of this kitchen utensil somewhere at the bottom of my bags counts as "carrying a knife".

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@evan Only when I go trekking in the mountains.
@evan At various times I've carried a small pocket knife, but every one has eventually been handed over to TSA at an airport...
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Rarely, but there are knives in strategic locations around my house (mainly for package opening)
@evan It's a tiny knife on my keyring though. One of those swiss-army type thingies with just blade, scissors, nail file, tweezers, toothpick, and purported screwdriver.
@evan I marked always but to be fair it’s a multi tool that has a knife. The screwdriver and pliers get more regular use most days.
@evan Every time I'm moving it from the drawer in the kitchen to the counter for cutting stuff or from the dishwasher to the drawer. :)
@evan i like to carry a swiss army knife in my bag wherever i go, and for self-defense i'd go with something a little more american and scary than a knife

@evan

so many bros walking around the city like this

wonder what their threat model is that they think this makes them less likely to be seriously injured in a conflict

@ares @evan when I had a knife like that, it was more to keep the knife from falling out of my pocket when crawling around. Just like the clip on my pen. My favorite pen has a nonfunctional clip and it’s always falling out driving me bonkers.
@evan To be fair it's just a little one.
@evan last time was from the kitchen sink to the dining table. lol I was threatened with a knife once, and quickly realized the guy was very short, so I charged at him and he ran away. I knew I would have been able to outrun him, advice is: do not turn your back to danger
@evan voted never as I'm assuming carrying knives around within my own kitchen doesn't count
@evan I know lots of people with less storage-oriented fashion options might be jealous of my pockets, but I carry everything in my purse now, including a multitool knife, and I take my purse virtually everywhere.
@evan oh come on, Evan. no votes on this? a knife is not usually a weapon, either. How would I chop my broccoli without one?
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@lprodromo I couldn't keep you waiting for long!
@evan I carry them at times when I'm working, but not every day as I don't want any LEO to claim it as a weapon.
@evan only when camping tbh
@evan TSA is out of their minds. I have had two two inch folding knives seized.
@evan i suppose carrying knife from the kitchen to cut fruit doesn’t count  carrying it as a weapon is illegal here.

@xarvos, while carrying a weapon is illegal, the intention defines whether something is one. It’s perfectly legal to have a fruit knife (I always had one in my bag for mangoes rmb?), chef knife or even clever in your hand walking in the street, but using any weapon for self defense isn’t. Cc: @evan

I’m glad that the cops (lit. public security) in my hood actually do their job so I could walk around at night never thinking of the latter scenario. Or maybe stealing motorbikes is more profitable and less risky than mugging 

@cnx @evan well that’s what “carrying it as a weapon” means  

but anyways i don’t carry it outside my home and i guess that doesn’t count anyways

@xarvos, I’m fairly confident that @evan can tell you in how many places openly carrying a cleaver is illegal regardless of intention
@cnx @xarvos your confidence is unfounded, but I can guess that it is a large number
@evan Used to be "always" until I started commuting by plane regularly (for a mostly remote job but where I'd come in once a month); then the frustration of forgetting about it and having trouble with security got me out of the habit, and now I never have one when I need one.
@evan i used to carry a switchblade (probably illegally) to prove myself that I don't want to do self harm even tough I had the ability to do so at any moment
@evan Only time ever is if I'm cutting or buttering something in the kitchen -- does that count?
@evan I always keep my swiss army knife on me. Grew up watching MacGyver.
@evan Completely illegal to carry in public any kind of sharp object without a really good reason in Finland. Thus carrying a knife or a multitool with a blade only when going hiking or fishing.
@evan only when in kitchen

@evan Always - one in each hand just in case someone comes at me from my left or my right! :P

But in all seriousness, I have a small Swiss Army Knife that I usually pack in my checked bag when traveling. I also usually have some string or twine in case something breaks. Most of the time, the knife is only used to open wine bottles 🤗

@evan It's my keychain. so always. surprisingly useful. I wish this one would hold an edge better - it's nearly always dull.

On the rare occasion where the situation feels sketchy, I will palm it so the little blade sticks through the fingers of a fist. Not going to do any major damage, but the extra surprise may give some extra time to escape.