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Ted UnderwoodTerribly sad, and I have to say I'm angry that I wasn't informed. Like Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense, I'm always the last to know.
matthewharrison@TedUnderwood i am sorry for your loss
Peter Butler@matthewharrison @TedUnderwood perfect. I had like 10 other possible jokes but no
Scott Williams 🐧
Benoît Jones@vwbusguy @TedUnderwood
This could be a Fight Club situation, where he leads a double life but is unaware of it.
This could be a Fight Club situation, where he leads a double life but is unaware of it.
Jon Awbreyi bing dead people ...
arbux@Inquiry @TedUnderwood I went with “I see Ted people” 😀
Stephen Young@TedUnderwood I can't believe it! I'm sorry for your loss, Ted
Brian Leech@TedUnderwood Heartbreaking. Well, you had a good run.
Rob Flickenger ⚡️@TedUnderwood Taken from us too soon.
tltroup@TedUnderwood curious to know if walking as a prof in a 250 person lecture hall is different from floating as a ghost. 🤔
Giliell
José Eduardo González@TedUnderwood Next step: collect data about the afterlife
Of Bookish Things@jose_eduardo @TedUnderwood OuijaGPT will be available soon. Stay in contact with loved ones, research, and use dead social media platforms.
@JPK_elmediat @jose_eduardo @TedUnderwood oh jeez can you imagine. Upload all someone's social media posts and AI learns to chat like them and post new content like them.
Maisie Pubblechook, Esq.@huxley @JPK_elmediat @jose_eduardo @TedUnderwood Good grief, don't encourage the techbros or in the future no one will ever be allowed to die.
@MaisiePubblechookEsq @huxley @JPK_elmediat @TedUnderwood I am OK with Ted posting beyond the grave, but imagine our future if humanity never gets a break from Elon? Tweeting forever....😨
Keith Wilson@TedUnderwood @fpo My condolences. You served your country with honour though. 🫡
John Theibault@TedUnderwood On the positive side, at least Bing thinks it is unfortunate.
Presumably the footnotes tell you how it came to believe such a thing.
Presumably the footnotes tell you how it came to believe such a thing.
Seonaidh 🏴@TedUnderwood Mastodon, the realm of ghosts.
Parisninla
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Papá Robot@TedUnderwood "I'm dead inside since that day" ...
Shoq@TedUnderwood You're in a great shape for a dead guy. You need to market your secret.
@TedUnderwood Wait. Did you fact check this? :P
Wendy from PaI hear this Ted Underwood guy was quite a wonderful person. Any input? 😂😂
Jeff the Alien@TedUnderwood
Sorry to hear that you died Ted. How will you ever recover?
Sorry to hear that you died Ted. How will you ever recover?
Natanael ⚠️@hackdefendr @TedUnderwood she turned me into a newt!
... I got better
halcy 
@TedUnderwood it does a bit better for me, but that is not one of my papers, nor is the conference or year correct. Right field, though.
kwh@TedUnderwood @halcy close enough for horseshoes and hand grenades. Who can say who really wrote a paper anyway?
Sleestak@TedUnderwood you can now stop paying your taxes, just show them this if they complain
Alex@TedUnderwood this is what happens when you don't pay attention to the world around you Ted.
Think about how much time you've wasted since Aug. 28th continuing to be alive? You could have seen and done so much. If only you had listened. 
John Sandwolf@TedUnderwood Dude! You're dead? Spooky! Or maybe, you're dead to Microsoft. That wouldn't be so bad, now would it?
Kill cars for climate!@TedUnderwood Thank you for your honorable service. You will be missed. F.
@TedUnderwood thank you for your honorable service 🫡
seth L.@TedUnderwood You should totally throw a wake for yourself.
ThisStarChild@TedUnderwood Bloody rude of you not to have had a wake! You should get that sorted,soonest.
Darwin Woodka@TedUnderwood come on, how do WE know you're not a ghost?
Negative12DollarBill@TedUnderwood Did you click “what did he serve in?”
Σ(i³) = (Σi)²@TedUnderwood Now I'm afraid to check my own status...
Ben Schmidt@TedUnderwood Can I have your Kansas Jayhawks season tickets?
But for real, I think this is the first time I've seen this assign the *correct* books to somebody.
@TedUnderwood Went to check if you have any connection to Kansas and learned you're a 'fiction writer.' Reminder that however evil LLMs are, BISAC is worse.
@benmschmidt @TedUnderwood Ted, I can write an obituary if you give *me* your season tickets
cpuguy83@TedUnderwood @avdi Spoilers!
TazorPlease say hi to Elvis from us.
AlisonW ♿🏳️🌈♾️@TedUnderwood
"Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated" etc. 😢
"Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated" etc. 😢
Jeff Fecke@TedUnderwood Whatever others may say, I'm sure nobody will miss Ted more than you do.
Niedliche Nacktschnecke ☑️
gallaugher@TedUnderwood Ha! Mine was about 50% wrong but I was not claimed as deceased, so I suppose that’s a big win. Live long and prosper.
Sensational GusOn the plus side, your day-to-day schedule must be wide open now. #silverlinings
savagejen@TedUnderwood How do you even get that fixed?
nickapos@TedUnderwood I am very sorry for your loss 😆
Tetraca@TedUnderwood It's just tough these days. Nobody wants to reap for only $15/hr anymore.
SoobeeinNY@TedUnderwood Condolences!
Joe Wynne 🌻🚗⛰️@TedUnderwood I wondered why I could not speak ill of you
Buster McNuttRIP in peace Ted. ☹️
@TedUnderwood the rumors of my death has been greatly exaggerated
Martin Vermeer FCD@TedUnderwood Hoping you had time to write your obituary
@TedUnderwood sorry to hear you have died.
Any news on Mark Twain?