There aren't enough spaces for men blather, so this thread is for all you guys to mansplain anything you want. Movies, social issues, which socks are best, anything goes.
Let the mansplaining begin!

This is just for fun.

@ValkyrieKerry

The Borg are a collective consciousness with no individualized identity. The Borq Queen is a lie.

@ValkyrieKerry here in the U.S. ‘splaining knows no gender. It’s a cultural norm.
@josephaleo @ValkyrieKerry was introduced yesterday to the notion of #chatsplaining for when people subcontract out their ’splaining to ChatGPT.

@ValkyrieKerry The thing you said is technically correct and I agree with you, but actually it's incorrect because some arcane fact (video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).

To be clear, I only googled that link because the thing you said actually made me feel uncomfortable and/or threatened my sense of male superiority.

I am not sure why anyone would get upset with me. I agree with you. I am on your side!

See, this kind of over-the-top response is why men say women are crazy.

I'm being canceled.

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@ValkyrieKerry Don't drive your gasoline powered car through water that you think is deeper than a few inches! You are gonna have a bad time!
@ValkyrieKerry (I was called out on this by a dear friend who is very patient with me in the past)

@ValkyrieKerry
Where does mansplaining end and info dumping begin?

Also, you can buy good 7.5" hobby electronics eInk screens for less than $100, I've been waiting for this for years.

@praccu I said mansplaining not advertising 🤣🤣🤣.

@ValkyrieKerry

Gah, fine.

LCD screens are super addictive (as is the software design built on top of them).

E-Ink does a much better job of letting you go on with (or back to) the rest of your life. It's not backlit, it updates once per second, it's mostly useful as passive information displays (think Kindles).

Now that the unit price on eInk is available to hobbyists, I'm hopeful that we'll start to see a proliferation of "calm" technologies.

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@ValkyrieKerry I'm not sure you're doing this right. Because mansplaining is about setting things right that others got wrong.

So I cannot just mansplain on command. You should at least give us something to mansplain about. You could have chosen a subject or so. That would make it much better.

Amidoinok?

#mansplain

@ineiti @ValkyrieKerry Mansplaining mansplaining as a humorous response to a humorous request to mainsplain is the best mansplaning.
@stacey_campbell @ineiti @ValkyrieKerry this is, indeed, a piece of art. :D Hat tip to all. ^^

@stacey_campbell @ineiti @ValkyrieKerry

Actually, all the responses in this thread are supposed to start with "Actually."

@ineiti some men do chat all day. My son in law talks and explains and tells stories non-stop.
@ValkyrieKerry
If everyone followed the Bible there wouldn’t be any need for divorce.
@mcmenguc not sure Lot is a great example to follow.
@ValkyrieKerry well actually, this is more of a comment than a question, but shouldn't this be a mensplaining thread if it targets multiple men?
@ruedigergad it does. Captain Caveman is just a stereotype used to define all men. I thought it a nice choice.
@ValkyrieKerry Actually, it's Tuesday in Tokyo right now :-)
@ValkyrieKerry Anybody that marvels at the man with a 400 word vocabulary and a 72 IQ... is probably not a genius.
@ValkyrieKerry I feel triggered! Which means that you have invoked an unwanted knee-jerk reaction where-in I, as a self respecting and loved-by-all man who knows something about literally everything, have no choice but to respond in the strongest possible way. So what you've really done here is cause a mansplain-a-thon of 'splaining. I have to go nap now
@DWTSquawk7600 I have bipolar. I don't get triggered as I was raised in an age where we had four TV channels and if you didn't like it you had to journey to the giant box and press a button.
@ValkyrieKerry If we're really gonna lean hard into this, can you list us a few things you're a domain expert in so we can tell you how they actually work.
@mhoye I am a researcher and my area of expertise is digital culture and horror movie fandom.
@ValkyrieKerry mansplaining was a term coined by Rebecca Solnit. I've never really read any of her work, but I did skim an essay once, so let me tell you all about her!
@ValkyrieKerry actually Captain Caveman is just a single parent trying to do his best so this meme is rather unfair to him </Mansplain>
@ReverendMoose he had 3 ladies assisting I believe.
@ValkyrieKerry Clowns are important, actually, and don't want to be in your horror movie or political metaphor
@juggles they are, indeed, functioning members of society.

@ValkyrieKerry

No. This isn’t how you want to do it!

You want to…

*kidding*

@ValkyrieKerry well actually Chaucer was considered rather bawdy and low class, unlike his public image today as some fancy Artist.
@rbos he was very rude. The Miller's Tale being a prime example of grabbing a bit of womanly flesh.
@ValkyrieKerry sometimes yer ding dong rubs in your pants in a bad way and you have to do a weird adjustment dance
@jcoltkelly can't you do a sneaky pocket adjustment?
@ValkyrieKerry that will get you banned from the public library
@ValkyrieKerry actually the thing you said you personally like has problems unrelated to the thing you appreciate about it 1/230