Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.

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The kaffeeklatsch of apostles begs to differ.

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Some of the explanations that have been formulated to explain the many contradictions in the Christian bible, and why some parts should be ignored while others are obeyed, are pretty amazing. I guess that could be called faithsplaining.

They repeat them over and over in the hope that will make them more true, and in the minds of the believers, it does!

Used to be called "bible- bashing".

@jimmerthatisall religion is what happens when pyramid schemes start murdering people.
@jimmerthatisall perfect explanation! Somebody has to back up the bullshit. Big hats, fancy clothes, how can you argue with that? Heretic!
@jimmerthatisall Religion is narcissism with a forged permission slip.
@jimmerthatisall it's always men with crazy hats 😬 #religion #crazyhats

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Religion is what happens when the "something for nothing" crowd gets a hold on a pulpit.

Congregations tithe and never ask "What exactly am I getting for my money & support?"

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On another site I saw someone say that god must be a woman, cause the bible is nothing but mansplaining.

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Surely Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets put IN control?
@jimmerthatisall Religion is a Multi Level Marketing Scam!
@jimmerthatisall Actually, it's what happens when man TAKES control. (Control being an illusion of the ego, of course, and religion being the transformation of spiritual beliefs into dogma.)

@jimmerthatisall organised religion

not all religion

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Religion: Comedy for the Intelligent - Reality for the Ignorant.

@jimmerthatisall Mansplaining totally gets a bad rapβ€”hear me out...

It's confirmation of what a woman already knows, but it's said in a slightly different way with hand gestures and in a condescending manner, so it's an affirmation of what you already know.

@jimmerthatisall Religion is absolutely an anathema to me. Religion is what is what is slowing our evolution down as a species.