kill me now

@bretlowery Only if I have to attend that talk...

Admittedly, one of my friends uses that many slides as a replacement for animated bullet points, so I _guess_ whomever did this can live.

@UtilityNerd @bretlowery Death to spite PowerPoint, rather than by it.
@bretlowery This is one of my favorite jokes, though. Most times when I show a presentation to my team or my peers (who all have a sense of humor), I write an impossible total page number just to hear the comments.

@bretlowery i take a large decks with two line slides, over font size 10 epistels per slide any day.

If it's a large deck with lots of text per slide.. RIP

@bretlowery plot twist: you're already 45 minutes in the meeting. Double plot twist: the last 230 slides are just icons and templates.
@bretlowery oh, i see you have come to my Ted talk. Just give me a moment while I lock the door 😈
@bretlowery only way that's cool is if it auto advances at a decent frame rate and is a flip book.
@bretlowery
No, I'm pretty sure that you only need to pay attention to slide 2, slide 3, and slide 6. Then you can go about your day. 😁