The best description I've ever heard of AI is the following. I heard this in the 80s, and it has held up since:

AI is magic.

1: You see a magic trick. You are amazed by the magic.

2: You are shown how the trick works. You are impressed by the technique.

3: You learn how to perform the trick. Now it's not magic, it's sleight-of-hand, or mirrors, or misdirection.

This is why "AI" is always bullshit: once you understand it, it's not AI any more, it's something else.

Some things that used to be AI but aren't any more:

- production systems
- expert systems
- semantic networks
- theorem provers
- Bayesian inference
- putting parentheses around data and calling it "knowledge"
- computational linguistics
- genetic algorithms
- machine translation

@jwz Remembering how ~1977 I got a Hewlett-Packard programmable desktop calculator to play naughts and crosses at a good amateur level. The memory was just not quite big enough to contain the whole programme, and one number transfer step had to be done by hand... probably qualified as AI at the time.
@jwz To paraphrase Arthur C. Clark, any sufficiently advanced computational technology is [indistinguishable from] "AI".
@mikemol @jwz to paraphrase Paul Simon, an agent (A) offering an exchange of familiar companionship for physical protection from another (B) also can be called "Al".
@Octarine @jwz I can call you DALLE, DALLE, you can call me, well, you can call me AI.
@jwz This is why I like "heuristics" as a term for the category much better than "AI," which is wide open to shifting (mis)interpretations.
@jwz yea, I"ve lost track of which generation this is but its always seems to be oversold. Back in the day, I had to give lessons to upper management about the difference between artificial intelligence and psychic power.😜 everything was going to be solved by AI.
I still say it a glorified search engine.
@jwz
We should add SCRIPTS to the list. Roger Shank, RIP.
@jwz all AI is nothing more than a text adventure like Zorg. Bing is a Z-Machine.
@jwz ...you could replace the word "AI" with "technology" and it's clear your conclusion is wrong, it does not becomes "bullshit" if you understand how something works and see what it's limitations are, maybe some of the magic is gone but the added value can still be there

@jwz @ErikJonker If you replace „AI“ with „technology“, then the whole point of the argument becomes moot. The argument is not that „technology is bullshit“. The argument is that people‘s associations and expectations that come with the term „Intelligence“ are bullshit. It‘s a misnomer. Simply avoid calling it „AI“ and you’re fine.

#ChatGPT #AI #ArtificialIntelligence @techtobi

@intermobility @jwz @techtobi ...you have a point there, "AI" is container used for too many things...
@jwz @ErikJonker @techtobi It’s not even a container. It’s a marketing label.
@ErikJonker @jwz and some of the technology serves only bullshit which adds no value (and amazingly, the people financing the bullshit services – the stochastic parrotry, the blockchain, the nfts – are very frequently the very same group).
@mawhrin @jwz ..the whole process of innovation means by definition that we experiment and play with technology where it's uses aren't clear in advance or never will be, many examples of technology where in the beginning everybody was wondering about the use or added value
@ErikJonker @jwz neither of the bullshit generators i mentioned are new; this is all the worst case of technology: a (sometimes) neat thought experiment on the prowl for (a) use case and (b) monetisation opportunities, and despite failing to find (a) still pushing for (b).
@jwz @davew
The problem is, the operators are at least strongly implying that AI is actually a thing. And in a world where very many people take Jesus on a slice of toast seriously, you have little chance of overcoming the consequences of that suggestion.
@jwz yes, it holds NO intelligence at all.

@jwz I'm reminded of a cartoon that I can no longer locate - the name of the field depends on the audience.

To fellow academics, it's deep learning.

To industry, it's machine learning

To investors, it's AI

@jwz maybe we should redefine the acronym as Assistive Interaction. For instance looking at #MidJourney, I see it as an interactive assistant that helps me warm up my imagination; rendered prompts can give me new insights into how I could interpret a scene, or give references for objects I want to include in a scene.
And what I've seen so far of #ChatGPT powered #Bing Search, it could be a useful assistant to further guide my searches and narrow down results. Not to spoonfeed me the answers, but to suggest a plausible path to get there. One example would be a search they did on Linus Tech Tips' #WANShow, where they asked it how many of their backpacks would fit in the trunk of a Tesla car. Bing then did related searches for the dimensions of the backpack and the trunk, as well as tries to find references to similar products to show how many of those would fit in there.
It also however indicated that a trunk generally has oddly shaped corners and such, and that the actual volume thus might be smaller.
It included its math IIRC, which could thus be verified.
Having an overview included of all the searches, and the pages it used as reference, is a big difference for me from what I've seen of regular ChatGPT results, as it allows you to easily verify the data.
@jwz I don’t know man, the AI said it loved that guy and he should leave his wife, and that was passion, you can’t fake feelings like that
@jwz except that you’re surrounded by people who insist it is magic. And not only is it magic, it’s magic that holds the key to everything, a reflection of the deepest secrets of the universe, a font of youth and wisdom and riches.
@jwz I like the analogy, but I'll say one thing having grown up in a magic household: you can still be amazed by the magic even when you know how a trick works, and that's the problem.
@sortius @jwz I'd say the loss of wonder and enjoyment in one's life is hardly something laudable.
@lispi314 @sortius
I mean, you're always free to build a tail section out of palm fronds I guess? Maybe the cargo will return, who can say.

@jwz I'm not sure if that's intended for me, but my point is that recognizing the brilliance of those tricks which compose your daily life is hardly opposed to understanding how they work or their limitations.

Magnetrons feel like magic. Even if you know how they work. They're neat & convenient.

We're engraving electrical channels in silicon using light (invisible light, even, for UV-based processes) to compute & display cat pictures on diode matrices.

@lispi314 @jwz nice straw man, you have no idea what you're talking about
@sortius @jwz Just because you understand how the machines (which may as well be magic to those who don't understand their workings) around you work doesn't mean you have to cease to appreciate them.

@lispi314 @jwz again, straw man, you're ignoring what I replied to and the context to get on your little soap box, all while you're totally uninformed on the topic you're speaking to.

BRAVO!

@jwz True. But the next question is: What about I? Do does three rules also hold water for good old plain I? 🥴
@fubaroque Look out everybody we got some chin-stroking philosophers in here

@jwz As someone who got into the field during the “AI Winter” of the early 2000s.. what makes sad about most of what’s been going on for the last decade is that it completely loses the inquiry into and analysis of why the tricks work and if they can actually advance our understanding of cognition.

Though I suppose the response to the latest crop of LLMs does tell us a lot about human cognition on a macros scale… But we already knew these things via the Trump presidency I think.

@jwz And not to claim that like the application of kalman filters in a slightly novel way to improve mobile robot navigation is exactly highly informative of human cognition. But it was so much less bullshit.

@jwz this is what will be said about human "intelligence" once we figure out how the brain works.

Bracing for incoming existential crisis😂

@Victang @jwz People have been saying that about organics for years, though.
@jwz I think AI is just a widely used branding term today. It’s like calling things “hoverboards,” for those (usually) one-wheeled electric micromobility devices or maybe even like calling facial tissue “Kleenex.”
I don’t think the name actually matters that much to people (many don’t know what AI stands for), but it’s useful to meet folks where they are with terms they are familiar with, even if we do wish to shift the way they talk about them.
@jwz Accurate, I think, considering we don't understand how natural intelligence works.
@jwz I wonder what happens when we finally understand meat brains.
@jwz Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
@jwz Also interesting quote from a guy named Isaac Asimov: "... an uninformed public tends to confuse scholarship with magicians..."

@jwz

reminded of one of my officemates in grad school, employed by the AI-research group doing The Medical Expert System That Shall Not Be Named (*), relaying to me the following conversation:

PI: "So, you need to revert this."

Andy: "But it fixes [list of bugs]. It's doing the right thing now."

PI: "It's correct, but it's SLOW."

(*) stanford, 1980s, there was only the one, and god did they milk the shit out of it for every last LPU.

@jwz Yet for step 2, we never are shown “how” it works, so why are so many impressed?

@jwz

Yeah, that's pretty much the schedule. It seems to me the issue is that the tricks are getting closer and closer to being what humans appear to do, and the 'how the trick works' might be getting closer and closer to the fundamental "mystery" of self/consciousness.

Maybe all of our rich internal experience and creativity is [just] similar pattern matching?

The work of an LLM sounds a lot like the Multiple Drafts model of consciousness to me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_drafts_model

Multiple drafts model - Wikipedia

@jwz I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you tell me you work in AI, I'm just going to have this permanent mental image of you standing there wearing arm-length heavy rubber gloves and holding a turkey baster well inside the personal space of some cattle, because someone else got to the acronym before you did and you should have looked it up for a moment before picking a cool-sounding name for what you do...

@jwz @markdennehy I’d buy that NFT.

*for, like, five bucks or something- I’m not nuts

@gorfram @jwz I'm not sure anyone can sell you the newfoundland timezone, and I know nobody will sell you the national film theatre for a fiver...
@markdennehy @jwz Note to self: Always check upthread before posting.