🧵 of images from random #oldtweets
@neoluddite
The most stolen item is not the pen, nor the lighter...
The most stolen item is time.
Big smile for this ❤️
That is funny.
If that had been me, when he looked back around again they would have been no one there. Shooops
Just remembering that I actually did do this once (ok, I said to him first, "so sorry I've suddenly remembered i was meant to see some friends this evening"... and went straight back home again to my cat)
😁
MOAR
Missing "every other observer".