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🇫🇷 Jesse 
oh my GOD
malevolent dictator for life@cpluspatch is it 10 billion or 2.5 billion? Make up your mind, Bing
@cpluspatch also tsam dot net is so obviously a chatgpt generated seo site. I love it. Chatgpt feeding into chatgpt
Will@astrid @cpluspatch yeah, at some point dark-money political types are going to figure this out and there will be ten million websites with weird conspiracy shit and misinformation designed to poison any search. Q: "Is Thatguy a good President?" A: "Thatguy has been accused of eating babies' feet and selling the toenails to foreign satanists!"
Adrien DelessertYeah I keep reading about how the rise of AI search means SEO is dead…no, SEO is just going to get super weird.
@adrien @astrid @cpluspatch yeah, if you remember the days where someone would put a thousand keywords at the bottom of a page in white font against a white background, you have some sense of the sledgehammer subtlety with which people will try and game any new search system
Darrel Plant
Mike Ely@astrid @cpluspatch when you look at where BingGPT appears to have gathered this information, it's an utterly cracked site that appears to be either written by an AI, written to confuse an AI, or both. For example:
https://tsam.net/crocodile-underwater/
https://tsam.net/crocodile-underwater/
@cpluspatch @astrid I'm beginning to think BingGPT is recursing on its own output. This should get very trippy very soon.
Jonatan Hildén@me @cpluspatch @astrid stroke simulator
”I can’t speak for everyone out there, but I feel like I spend a lot of time in the bathroom, which is where crocodiles usually hide. It is the only place that I can see them when I’m really, really close to them. So when you’re out in the ocean and you see them, you’ve got to be careful. When you’re fishing, you can’t be careless.
”I can’t speak for everyone out there, but I feel like I spend a lot of time in the bathroom, which is where crocodiles usually hide. It is the only place that I can see them when I’m really, really close to them. So when you’re out in the ocean and you see them, you’ve got to be careful. When you’re fishing, you can’t be careless.
@astrid @me @cpluspatch Oh no now i’m browsing this garbage and finding it hard to stop
”spiral graphic is a line that forms into a spiral shape (see the link). I was not able to draw this until I was actually in the spiral phase. Here is a link for the spiral graphic.
This graphic is actually really cool, and is actually the reason I’ve been really intrigued in trying to create my own spiral graphic. ”
@cpluspatch @astrid @me i want what editor k is having
”It’s hard to believe, but it seems like the first time you open your door, you step into a world that is completely different from your everyday reality. It’s the first time you’ve ever been face-to-face with the color red, the scent of freshly-churned flour, or the sound of a million tiny feet shuffling around your house. This is the first time you’ve ever been in your house.”
@astrid @me @cpluspatch i am unable to can:
”A lot of my conversations with clients go something like this: “I want to design a house that’ll help me become a better person. But I’ve never actually lived in a house before.” ”
”A lot of my conversations with clients go something like this: “I want to design a house that’ll help me become a better person. But I’ve never actually lived in a house before.” ”
Calicosine@jhilden All this sounds like it would fit perfectly on Jeaney Collects' channel.
Knud JahnkeBug or feature?
Frankly, I don't want human knowledge on the web to be even more diluted by garbage noise.
2xfo
E.G. Phillips@astrid @cpluspatch Not everyone recognizes that North America seceded from Earth and declared itself part of Mars... it was very controversial when it happened.
@darrelplant Guess it's already July, 2054 AD on Mars.
Thomas Beagle@cpluspatch That's terrifying, the thought of them hiding in their secret cities, waiting for the chance to strike!
#TheChancesOfAnythingComingFromMarsAreAMillionToOne #ButStillTheyCome
Jeff C"Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us." -- favorite Halloween tradition.
#butstilltheycome #thechancesofanythingcomingfrommarsareamilliontoone
Just an old goat@cpluspatch Yup, the Internet is Just Fine
Daniel Barton@cpluspatch I had to check myself and holy crap it's real.
Checking out the site it sourced this "fact" from it looks like it's all written by AI?
The fact this is one crappy AI feeding nonsense to another crappy AI and is being served up as a fact is just delicious irony.
Fritz Adalis
DDRAnd so it begins.
Nobilis Reedyeah, Bing's going all-in on AI, you can ask it tons of things like that and it will pull up an AI-generated website or some satire article
Rob Ricci@ricci this is amazing lmao, i can't wait to watch society burn in hell
@cpluspatch Highly specific (apparently confusing a planet with a town in Texas)
Half Cocked Law
Erik@halfcocked @cpluspatch Population is growing exponentially. Every time someone Bings, another couple billion are born. And now they have a government.
Lux
Nova@[email protected] @emc @halfcocked @[email protected] Oh it went up. Now it's saying about 50 trillion people on the sun
@Froggo @m @cpluspatch @emc We are going to make the Sun go supernova like the monoliths making Jupiter into a star in 2010
haha where does that even come from
Andrew@halfcocked @cpluspatch earth is having some issues in that excerpt as well
Tony Agudo ✅@cpluspatch This is a perfect example of how UN- intelligent AIs still are, despite the progress made in the past decade.
Bruce Mirken@cpluspatch So #Elon did it!!!! 🤣
(((JaneinNJ)))@cpluspatch 🤣 What’s the saying, garbage in, garbage out. And I am not even an IT person!
Virtue signal 💉💉💉🇺🇸 🇺🇦Its like debating with a libertarian. All the forms of a reasonable-sounding argument are there, but the content is totally detached from reality.
FKA ZOG@cpluspatch perhaps it knows something you don't 🙂
@zog oh hell nah
Alan Wolf@cpluspatch @ct_bergstrom I got this when I asked and it sourced the expanse fandom wiki.
Ten billion humans
Mars is the fourth planet from Sol and the second smallest planet in the Sol system. It has a population of ten billion humans, and is governed by the Martian Congressional Republic .
Mars | The Expanse Wiki | Fandom
expanse.fandom.com/wiki/Mars
expanse.fandom.com/wiki/Mars
Adnan@cpluspatch I am so confused. What is that site????? I can't stop laughing at this? https://tsam.net/crocodile-underwater/
John Infante@cpluspatch @glennf Which “stat” displayed here is more incorrect?
Siobhán 
n0body@cpluspatch I just confirmed that Bing does indeed return that false answer. But if you ask "What is the human population on the moon", it gets it right: Zero.
@antoniusmisfit results seem to be personalized for some reason
@infosec_jcp 🐈🃏 done differentlyPfft. Saturn has this beat by Trillions. 🪐
Citation: @tehstu 😆
https://infosec.exchange/@tehstu@hachyderm.io/109861148047697181
