I have successfully avoided all coverage of, and all discourse about, the State of the Union. This is a good thing.
@Popehat it was the best of speeches, it was the worst of speeches
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@Popehat Same with me. Including the State of the Union address itself.
@Popehat This meme was a tad more relevant this year:

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My college roommate had a book of stories by the now-problematic (and also now-no-not-problematic-what's-the-other-word-oh-yeah-shitty) Orson Scott Card in which they had (somehow) identified a baby with superhuman musical talent and raised him in isolation from all music but what he wrote himself. Then a guy broke into the compound and played Mozart at him, and he panicked and tried to cover it up, but they could tell because there was no more Mozart in his music.

Anyway, good luck.

@Popehat the cat meme is the best part
@Popehat Now do the Super Bowl.
@ruidh @Popehat The Puppy Bowl is available! As are really short lines at warehouse club and other stores!

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Something something Sherman marched to the sea...

@Popehat Tangent to nothing but corkscrews-as-protected-utensils can't be guaranteed under interpretation. You need a backup plan
@Popehat you definitely don't want to hear what Sarah H Sanders said in her rebuttal.
@Popehat me too until you brought it up πŸ˜†

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I was going to assign students to watch it to do some textual analysis, but decided at the last minute that I'd rather let them watch Top Gear

@rjblaskiewicz @Popehat

You don't need the commentary. Just watch it. It's better than Top Gear

#SOTU

@Popehat πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ It was a good speech and I like to stay informed.

TFG was a different story (no information)

@Popehat There was a speech last night?

I listened to rpg podcasts (Delta Green games) and worked on a weaving project.

@Popehat I have a strict personal policy of never watching political speeches.
@Popehat You missed all the discussion about Kristen Sinema's dress?
@Popehat You missed the part where Joe Biden yelled "It's Biden Time" and Bidened all over the place
@Popehat Ken, I want to know what brand cone of silence you use.
@Popehat whamageddon, but for color-coded ties and american flag pins
@Popehat wait until the late-night talk shows start talking about it tonight

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At its best the SOTU was generally just performative.

But now everything has to be a clown show for feeding the "conservative" soundbite market, so they're just going to be a mess from here on out.

Even less point in tuning in for them now then there was back when the peanut gallery could still mostly behave like adults.

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You missed some amusing moments, but overall you made a good choice.
@Popehat You really missed the hootenanny. When Biden threw the nun-chucks at Matt Gaetz I was worried it was starting to get out of hand.
@Popehat Until the advent of the TEA Party, I would have thought someone who said that had a screw loose. But now…
@Popehat (in the voice of Sir David Attenborough), 'and now the call of the North American Frilled Gym-Slut'.
@Popehat Ironically, this very toot is the reason I can no longer say the same.
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me, too.
One of the great features of Mastodon. Temporary filter of a handful of keywords and hashtags and I enjoyed social media as if there was no ridiculous circus going on in DC…