Uncle Dukenarrator: and what happened next surprised no one
BigDogBo
Princess of Whales 
@UncleDuke1969 no surprise, it’s true, but the jump scare was amazing
Aviva Gary@UncleDuke1969 lol truth and nice
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺@UncleDuke1969 I once, very long ago, wrote a (very unnoteworthy and spectacularly unsuccessful) science fiction story roughly on this theme. After that, I stuck to other genres and nonfiction. 😂
Mike Fraser@UncleDuke1969 What could go wrong?
Tracy
@sfz@UncleDuke1969 I saw that movie... 😂
Buffalo Rude@UncleDuke1969 @ygalanter Lol, nope.
TheBigZig
C.@pzmyers - I think we may have found your summer vacation destination.
Michal Migurski 🍉
D. G. MarshallDo you want Spidermen? Because that's how you get Spidermen!
Dan Shick@UncleDuke1969 these decade-old memes smell terrible
BlowUpRadio.com@UncleDuke1969 so disappointed to find out this is a photoshopped photo ☹️
https://www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/calm-down-havent-really-built-5401102
Tricia@BlowUpRadio @UncleDuke1969 my disappointment is measurable (sad face)
Hias aus Oliva
Chris [list of emoji]Spiders with cancer?
Randy Noseworthy 😼 
Christina Mother of Spiders@UncleDuke1969 I read this with Keith Morrison's voice
Josh Ourisman 
@UncleDuke1969 @cstross only one note: you should have changed your name to ‘Uncle Ben’ to post this.
Emily S@UncleDuke1969 a spider farm sounds interesting. Having worked in an office between a spacecraft manufacturing facility, a particle accelerator, and an experimental nuclear reactor, I've seen very few people with super powers. It's terribly disappointing.
Σ(i³) = (Σi)²@UncleDuke1969
Conservatives: "Nobody could've seen this coming!"
Conservatives: "Nobody could've seen this coming!"
bazzargh@UncleDuke1969 I see your nuclear spiders and I raise you nuclear crocodiles (I remembered passing this sign, so went digging for it on the map)
BensGreenGamingAc
Aviv 🔱 Try GodfleshRPG!
Jude Marr PhD (he, they)
MikeZilla Minus One@UncleDuke1969 freaking great, dukey
toxtethogrady
Ecomate
Syulang@UncleDuke1969
Town planning dept.: *Choices were made*
Town planning dept.: *Choices were made*
VHaschI believe this was a 1950s scifi film...