@godpod God?

@godpod Jesus the Lich King eats them.

@godpod
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

@godpod and manipulatively performative.

@godpod They save the Thoughts for desert

@godpod Starving people.

@godpod You do.

@godpod Oh, You.

@godpod You?

@godpod evangelicals.

@godpod you mean you've never had the raspberry topped Cheeseprayer? Or Scrambled Hosts & Bacon?

@godpod Shooter McGavin eats pieces of 💩for breakfast. Just sayin'.

@godpod I could eat a few preyers for any meal …

@godpod might not eat it for breakfast, those asshats surely poop it out tho.

@godpod GOP politicos?

@godpod no calories.

@godpod let me know when they have the National Atheists Breakfast 💡

@godpod Poor-Class humans who are in favor of capitalism.

@godpod presumably, You do.

@godpod Isn't it just a McDonald's Egg McMuffin?

@godpod Or likely a Chick Fil-a "Egg White Gill" with an emphasis on "White"

@godpod They eat prayers. We chew bubblegum and we're out of it. You know the rest.

@godpod Ave Satanas!

@godpod
Christians think you drink theirs from gold bowls. This is on brand for them.

@godpod People in poverty

@godpod
Satan

@godpod - Well, actually, I say slowly, if you are a very large hungry creature who gets peckish at breakfast, you mind consider munching on some praying folks.

@godpod I thought you did

@godpod The poor when capitalists and theocrats have their way.

@godpod side note, can anyone explain how prayers are supposed to work?

@godpod It takes a lot of maple syrup to make them palatable.

@godpod maybe that's their word for pancakes?

@godpod I will pray for your If you invite me for breakfast at Hiltons.

@godpod tots and pears, delicious!

@godpod I thought you did

@godpod I assume Satan and at this point Santa eat prayers for breakfast.

@godpod has