There’s a reason Twitter finally stopped burning money when they let Trump take off and let his shadow spawn an ecosystem of Nazi fungus in its shade.

See also: The History Channel and Ancient Aliens / Nazi Super Weapons. The conspiracy loving fash seem to be the most reliable audience to cater for if you want to make money.

can’t decide if this is “oh dear” or “yes…hahaHA YES”
a once in a life time opportunity. Elon missed the point!
lmao yeah okay elon. left-wing encyclopedia

seems like maybe no one told elon that traffic numbers are collapsing and he’s about to find out...

and it'll get worse as a knock-on effect of kicking off 3rd party apps where most of the users that say anything worth seeing post

lol at catturd2

damn he’s got the king mad at him

Musk vs. Royal Landlord might be the ultimate letthemfight.jpeg

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/01/23/twitter-sued-crown-estate-unpaid-london-rent/

Twitter sued by Crown Estate over alleged unpaid London rent

Court proceedings issued in dispute over company’s West End headquarters

The Telegraph
Yep

free speech??
no, censorship!

— ancient elon muskian creed

https://theintercept.com/2023/01/24/twitter-elon-musk-modi-india-bbc/

Elon Musk Caves to Pressure From India to Remove BBC Doc Critical of Modi

Officials from India’s ruling right-wing party said American tech companies like Twitter and YouTube complied with demands to remove the documentary.

The Intercept
Waiting for the Taibbi drop on the Modi censorship
There Is Nothing “Neo” About These Nazis

They never went away

MindWar: The Psychological War on Democracy
Elon trying to save face unbanning another antisemite to have them immediately be antisemitic because this is now a pattern and he's in trouble with his trial and his boards

I guess it's their equivalent of Red Hammer Week...

The Twitter 2.0 experiment has failed. As ever one need only look as far as SA for guidance in uncertain times.

He's not even going to pretend to do anything about the Modi censorship because Modi ~asked~ him personally and he approved it himself, so instead he has to play "poor little me I'm so busy with all these companies I'm CEO of"

Interesting thread speculating what is going on with twitter falling apart, basically a lot of interactions especially with high follower accounts are just being dumped because elon is cutting back on resources so much lol

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1614639421176926209.html

Thread by @rahaeli on Thread Reader App

@rahaeli: The Twitter mentions tab has never been truly reliable, but like the embedded tweet Archane is quoting says, it's gotten much worse lately. From checking my tweets directly I'd estimate I'm seeing less than...…

lmao just seeking approval from ANYONE

"Do you like me?"

"Please say you like me and validate me."

"It's fine, no really, it's fine!..."

https://nitter.net/cb_doge/status/1618114400514375680

Doing the bidding of his debt daddies
impossible to know what his politics are
lmao putin thinks he can turn twitter into the next, uh, twitter i guess?

how much twitter sucks now has hit the mainstream lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdA9zej7RM

#Greeny sounds off on changes to his Twitter 😂

YouTube

No one gave a shit about Twitter files and no one will give a shit about this

https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/26/politics/elon-musk-kevin-mccarthy-meeting/index.html

A leaked internal message appears to show Elon Musk ordered Twitter staff to suspend a left-wing activist's account

The internal message involved the account of activist Chad Loder and said: "Suspension: direct request from Elon Musk," Bloomberg reported.

MSN
Musk is now trying to make the Twitter Files into videos using horribly bad memes:

50 year old men crying to a billionaire because they're not winning a popularity contest

“Believe it or not” lmao

Dave Rubin is so breathtakingly stupid.

"there was no evidence of your bullshit claims but that doesn't mean they are bullshi!"

the reason there was a 2-3 week window was because elon demanded they clear out all the "please show me less of this person's tweets" and people angrily had to readd them over the next 2-3 weeks. then elon forgot he ever made that demand because his attention span is shit. so he's still trying to figure out what caused it all.

the fact that a large amount of their followers/views dropped right after a wave of bots were removed is probably just coincidental too

people who give themselves nicknames are always the absolute pits

Their disinfo is that since the Hamilton dashboard was set up to track the flow of disinformation from Russian bots, and since it accuses people of being bots spreading this information who were not bots... Therefore the whole Russian disinformation campaign/election interference is a fraud.

In reality Russia (and others) did spread misinformation through social media and continue to do so and the right wingers spreading it were what they call useful idiots.

funnily enough I remember actual journalists asking him similar questions and him throwing a pissy fit and shutting down twitter spaces and shit

well there goes the one remaining use case i had for twitter, which was offloading screenshots and videos from my switch

even more hilarious, i'm pretty sure if they shut off the api, it's gonna break any website that has the "sign in with twitter" option. not sure how many people actually use that, but if you did you're probably out of luck.

he gave a week for people to figure out if they really want to pay money for.. a thing that helps twitter generate content.

btw if you're not aware of twitter developer.. lore... twitter use to have an extremely open API until about 2012 when they slowly started removing features (including third party apps having limited tokens to use for their apps) and developers basically left the platform in droves.

people were developing "businesses" on top of twitter which was dumb but people did it anyways and got angry and left twitter when this happen. it got to the point where after jack came back to be ceo around 2015, he "apologized" for the way they handled it.. and then proceeded to kinda fuck developers again over that time.

i think before elon acquired twitter they had released a new api and were going to try to do creative new things to attract all the developers that got sick and tired of twitter fucking over developers.

this is the death knell for it (developer wise). imagine making developers pay for an api that is shite after they previously got screwed over by the company. no one is going to build anything useful especially now that the population is slowly creeping over to terminally online chuds.

This move to paid api is kind of expected. Over the course of the last decade a lot of things have been gating off their api because of how much bandwidth they soak up...

Typically you'd just rate limit free accounts... the only reason you'd paywall if bots using APIs were a huge problem and you wanted to take a nuclear approach, right?

Well, that, and for some reason your primary revenue source died up because like two thirds of your advertisers decided to fuck off. Nobody knows why.

And then your amazing plan to sell checkmarks also fell flat on its ass because only around 200,000 people (on a platform of 450 million monthly active users) decided they wanted to stick the "bully me" hat on. Again, nobody knows how that failed....

Remember how desperate for cash Elon got dragged to the world cup final by the saudis in nothing but his t-shirt and pants? People were joking about the lowtax% speedrun but everyone's sleeping on the very real possibility of a khashoggi%

i missed the part today where elon privated his own twitter either because he's a moron or because he's desperate to be one of the boys. lmao..
Yeah pretty much
mods asleep, hijack celebrity accounts

lol at elon and the right wing grift circus in the span of one day mass hallucinating an issue where private accounts boost exposure, and all of them performatively going private for a few hours, insisting it helped, but then going public again because ???

morgelon’s disease

Twitter Blue people still don't have most of the promised features they're paying monthly for yet but instead how about an entirely new feature, out of the blue, that nobody cares about!

I mean co-tweets were absolutely pointless and dumb but this might be dumber. I wonder if this is going to be on top of the suggested 4000 character thing or if this is what the character thing has become. But lol at anyone going to twitter to read essays

All those "cute animal every hour" accounts are going to be killed by the API charges. The last reason for anyone to be on the site is gone.

To EVERY employee? Jesus Christ, man.

Just imagine Musk staying up to 3 AM reading a one page book report by some random admin assistant in the Twitter Facilities Management Division

There are like 25 twitter files about how Russian troll bots weren't a real thing but also we have to limit API usage because "opinion manipulators" aka libruls...

And just lmao that they announced this change to come in a week with no details and if someone, like a business, wanted to make any sort of planning, the only idea of the pricing they would deal with is from Elon responding to some random tweet.

Elno has to kill the random Virginia Wolfe quotes account and the remind-me bots and all the puppy/kitten rater bots because a bunch of people voted him off the island and that can't be a real thing, he's Elno Msuk the genius special boy who's gonna save the world! It must be those Evil Librul Bots who made him feel sad!

"Musk, Ben Shapiro... and uh.... I forgot the third one. Oops."

https://www.thedailybeast.com/eliza-bleus-own-friends-arent-buying-her-trafficking-story

Eliza Bleu’s Own Friends Aren’t Buying Her Trafficking Story

Elon Musk’s favorite anti-trafficking advocate has set off a war in right-wing circles after Twitter banned some of her critics—and her own friends are poking holes in her story.

The Daily Beast

reminder that in 2018 musk was having a big public meltdown and decided that anything "nano" was bullshit nonsense and tried attacking a cancer researcher working on nanoparticle treatments who happened to criticize him

https://www.livescience.com/62669-musk-nano-nanotechnology-real.html

Scientists Say Elon Musk's 'Nano' Claims Don't Make Any Sense

The SpaceX and Tesla founder is having a very public meltdown right now, and making some weird claims about a prefix used in some sciences.

Live Science
he already did that and eli lily got mad so he backpedaled i guess he's just gonna do it again
tweet boosting seems to not be included in the 1000
ok sure "hey who's the current least successful person in the social media space, famously fucking up their unprofitable website? musk, right? let's do what he's doing"

Lmao I wonder what the 3 remaining advertisers think about their advert spend being shared with literal nazis because it's in a highly engaged tweet about pro nazi hate speech

Extremely excited for tweetfarming to become a thing, this sort of activity has never caused the death of a platform before!

lmao poor little elon all the mean adults yelling at him
One weird trick

He literally got owned by a cat lmao.

Love to make huge financial decisions for my company with "I guess..." policies

Twitter Considers Charging Brands $1000 Per Month to Stay Verified

Twitter is likely to charge brands $1000 a month to keep their gold verification badge, plus $50 a month for each affiliated account, according to internal messages viewed by The Information. The pricing structure, which according to the messages is being finalized and could still change, would add another chapter to the Twitter Blue saga, which alienated advertisers after the initial

The Information

actually, come to think of it, i have a lot of respect for the jurors

they looked at the case that took weeks to present, the stakes, the plaintiffs, and the amount of work they were being asked to do to hand a bunch of rich investors even more money, and they said "fuck it, let's go bowling"

it's a civil case, it's not about justice, and spending your weekend arguing over how much money to take from a billionaire to hand to millionaires isn't really redistribution

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/02/musk-lawyer-blames-tesla-investors-for-their-losses-as-funding-secured-trial-ends/

Musk beats fraud charges; jury rejects investor claims in “funding secured” case

Musk lawyer claimed investors were "gambling and looking for lawsuits as insurance."

Ars Technica

Of course people want Musk to eat at least some amount of shit, so it's disappointing when he repeatedly manages to not deal with any repercussions from any of the idiotic scam-and-scam-adjacent services and promises he's come up with, regardless of how transparent they otherwise seem.

It's the primal need for something, anything to matter to this clown as an actual consequence, instead of what seems to keep happening

It's great that nothing he does works, and his veneer of sci-fi nerd messiah is flaking apart so obviously, and all this, but when things go so far as being taken to court for finance manipulation reasons and then they find that he's not trying to defraud or manipulate but is actually just an utter moron, that feels like we missed out on what should have been an easy win.

We do live in a supremely stupid world so we shouldn't be that surprised.

They recalled the ~woke DA~ that they blamed for all the crime and crime went up lol
Elon Musk Is Running Scared From Mastodon; Cuts Off The Best Tool For Finding Your Twitter Followers There

People keep claiming that Mastodon isn’t scaring Elon Musk, but it’s pretty clear that he’s worried about the exodus of people from Twitter. With his bizarrely short-sighted decis…

Techdirt

losing my ass at the blackjack tables and sputteringly explaining to my MEAN spouse that if they'll just LISTEN, I'm actually trending to breakeven. I've got a system!

had to save twitter from bankruptcy (that I put it on the path to)

would not wish the pain of running multiple companies on anyone (no I will not step down and let anyone else run a single one of these companies)

Lol "Trending to breakeven" aka "even if i cherrypick a bunch of extremely favourable data points and ignore all surrounding data, the best picture I can fabricate is we'll stop losing money at some undefined point in the future, maybe"

Then again he probably didn't actually bother to do even that and is just lying so that he keeps his story straight to anyone still funneling money to him

Matt Walsh's filthy pedo face popping up in my feed like the hobo from Mulholland Drive
@cspam Nothing worse than a billionaire who’s convinced himself he’s the world’s savior and needs everyone else to believe it too.
@cspam Looks like there's a lot of WSJ readers/investors too deep in the hole with Musk-run companies to admit the emperor is not only naked but nuts.
@cspam
Most offensive thing in Emerald Boy’s tweet there is his assertion that “break even” is one word.

@cspam

At that point, he’s still talking about accounts that are paying $8/month, right? So it’s still a paid API, just with a flat-rate option.

@cspam Just petty, stupid, cruel, and with no understanding of the scale of the money he's trying to gouge out of employees and users