Twitter Death Cult
sorry. sorry im trying to delete it
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/01/04/witter-leak-emails-handles/
The hacking will continue until morale improves
Social Media Platforms Are Failing Brazil's Voters
The stakes could not be higher in Brazil’s election. Yet tech platforms are predictably failing to meet the moment. More than 120 million Brazilians voted in the first round of elections on October 2. A second round on October 30 will determine Brazil’s next president.
Lmao, and he demands they only say nice things about Elon for life
Elon bro you’re subject to Warn and the CA equivalent bro what are you doing you’re just gonna send these folks to the plaintiff attorneys
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1612517929593229312.html
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-twitter-employee-severance-agreements-2023-1
Don't even need to do any digging to know that every person here is a lying moron
Note that Gregory Eady, the guy who published this paper (and apparently another that's almost exactly the same two years ago?) has his personal twitter covered in "SILENCED!!!!" and "SHADOWBANNED" garbage and quietly boosting Elon Musk supporters. The paper's co-author is Joshua Tucker, a quasi-Russian apologist (or at least neutralist) mouthpiece
lmao he's really gonna do it? blue only votes so he can win all of his own dumb polls, in a bald-faced sop to his own ego. all because a bunch of people told him to get fucked and he can't handle it?
my god, the corn cobbing here is astronomical
Discover a new world of cringe by digging into Elon's "likes"
ELON: I… try? Not to uhhhh pick? Fights? But I do erm finish. Them *manages to unsheathe sword on the third try*
"Amir Shevat, who managed Twitter’s developer platform and had led large teams at Amazon, Google, and Microsoft, was perplexed. Every company did stack ranking differently. Should they sort workers by seniority? Impact? Revenue generated? No one had an answer. “They said, ‘We don’t know. Elon wants a stack rank,’” Shevat says."
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/elon-musk-twitter-takeover.html
look, people are dying of a lot of things, all the time, moreso than usual even.
doesn't mean it's covid. could be anything killing those people
sometimes people just die. none of my business.
Repo Man: Sometimes people just explode
"i see that you blocked some nazis, here's more nazis for you to see going forward"
thanks Elon, this makes total sense 🙄
lol we've been trying to tell people this is how the internet works for a decade while the social media companies did everything in their power to hide it
and he just tweeted it out
lmao that the richest man on the planet for some reason burned billions of dollars to please a misanthropic sixty year old Florida man
and he’s failing
There’s a reason Twitter finally stopped burning money when they let Trump take off and let his shadow spawn an ecosystem of Nazi fungus in its shade.
See also: The History Channel and Ancient Aliens / Nazi Super Weapons. The conspiracy loving fash seem to be the most reliable audience to cater for if you want to make money.
seems like maybe no one told elon that traffic numbers are collapsing and he’s about to find out...
and it'll get worse as a knock-on effect of kicking off 3rd party apps where most of the users that say anything worth seeing post
damn he’s got the king mad at him
Musk vs. Royal Landlord might be the ultimate letthemfight.jpeg
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/01/23/twitter-sued-crown-estate-unpaid-london-rent/
free speech??
no, censorship!
— ancient elon muskian creed
https://theintercept.com/2023/01/24/twitter-elon-musk-modi-india-bbc/
Birds of a feather
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/there-is-nothing-neo-about-these
I guess it's their equivalent of Red Hammer Week...
The Twitter 2.0 experiment has failed. As ever one need only look as far as SA for guidance in uncertain times.
Interesting thread speculating what is going on with twitter falling apart, basically a lot of interactions especially with high follower accounts are just being dumped because elon is cutting back on resources so much lol
lmao just seeking approval from ANYONE
"Do you like me?"
"Please say you like me and validate me."
"It's fine, no really, it's fine!..."
older tweets are even funnier (and sadder) with Elon's name change
also replies are ever stranger with elon's new breed of psychotic right wing nutjob fanbase
how much twitter sucks now has hit the mainstream lol
#Greeny sounds off on changes to his Twitter 😂
No one gave a shit about Twitter files and no one will give a shit about this
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/26/politics/elon-musk-kevin-mccarthy-meeting/index.html
Yeah, everyone knew this. Fuck Musk, Chad is great.
50 year old men crying to a billionaire because they're not winning a popularity contest
“Believe it or not” lmao
Dave Rubin is so breathtakingly stupid.
"there was no evidence of your bullshit claims but that doesn't mean they are bullshi!"
the reason there was a 2-3 week window was because elon demanded they clear out all the "please show me less of this person's tweets" and people angrily had to readd them over the next 2-3 weeks. then elon forgot he ever made that demand because his attention span is shit. so he's still trying to figure out what caused it all.
the fact that a large amount of their followers/views dropped right after a wave of bots were removed is probably just coincidental too
Kevin RussellYes. Stupid.
BoredomFestival
John Quiggin
'I'm out': Dilbert cartoonist says he's finally done with Trump
Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams has stuck by Donald Trump through countless scandals throughout the years, from getting caught on camera boasting about sexually assaulting women to getting impeached for trying to shake down the Ukrainian government for dirt on political rivals, and for getting impeac...
The Drop Bear 2.0 
Robin from Colorado 🇺🇸🇺🇦
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