Twitter Death Cult"Amir Shevat, who managed Twitter’s developer platform and had led large teams at Amazon, Google, and Microsoft, was perplexed. Every company did stack ranking differently. Should they sort workers by seniority? Impact? Revenue generated? No one had an answer. “They said, ‘We don’t know. Elon wants a stack rank,’” Shevat says."
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/elon-musk-twitter-takeover.html
look, people are dying of a lot of things, all the time, moreso than usual even.
doesn't mean it's covid. could be anything killing those people
sometimes people just die. none of my business.
Repo Man: Sometimes people just explode
"i see that you blocked some nazis, here's more nazis for you to see going forward"
thanks Elon, this makes total sense 🙄
lol we've been trying to tell people this is how the internet works for a decade while the social media companies did everything in their power to hide it
and he just tweeted it out
lmao that the richest man on the planet for some reason burned billions of dollars to please a misanthropic sixty year old Florida man
and he’s failing
There’s a reason Twitter finally stopped burning money when they let Trump take off and let his shadow spawn an ecosystem of Nazi fungus in its shade.
See also: The History Channel and Ancient Aliens / Nazi Super Weapons. The conspiracy loving fash seem to be the most reliable audience to cater for if you want to make money.
seems like maybe no one told elon that traffic numbers are collapsing and he’s about to find out...
and it'll get worse as a knock-on effect of kicking off 3rd party apps where most of the users that say anything worth seeing post
damn he’s got the king mad at him
Musk vs. Royal Landlord might be the ultimate letthemfight.jpeg
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/01/23/twitter-sued-crown-estate-unpaid-london-rent/
free speech??
no, censorship!
— ancient elon muskian creed
https://theintercept.com/2023/01/24/twitter-elon-musk-modi-india-bbc/
Birds of a feather
https://jimstewartson.substack.com/p/there-is-nothing-neo-about-these
I guess it's their equivalent of Red Hammer Week...
The Twitter 2.0 experiment has failed. As ever one need only look as far as SA for guidance in uncertain times.
Interesting thread speculating what is going on with twitter falling apart, basically a lot of interactions especially with high follower accounts are just being dumped because elon is cutting back on resources so much lol
lmao just seeking approval from ANYONE
"Do you like me?"
"Please say you like me and validate me."
"It's fine, no really, it's fine!..."
how much twitter sucks now has hit the mainstream lol
#Greeny sounds off on changes to his Twitter 😂
No one gave a shit about Twitter files and no one will give a shit about this
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/26/politics/elon-musk-kevin-mccarthy-meeting/index.html
Yeah, everyone knew this. Fuck Musk, Chad is great.
50 year old men crying to a billionaire because they're not winning a popularity contest
“Believe it or not” lmao
Dave Rubin is so breathtakingly stupid.
"there was no evidence of your bullshit claims but that doesn't mean they are bullshi!"
the reason there was a 2-3 week window was because elon demanded they clear out all the "please show me less of this person's tweets" and people angrily had to readd them over the next 2-3 weeks. then elon forgot he ever made that demand because his attention span is shit. so he's still trying to figure out what caused it all.
the fact that a large amount of their followers/views dropped right after a wave of bots were removed is probably just coincidental too
Their disinfo is that since the Hamilton dashboard was set up to track the flow of disinformation from Russian bots, and since it accuses people of being bots spreading this information who were not bots... Therefore the whole Russian disinformation campaign/election interference is a fraud.
In reality Russia (and others) did spread misinformation through social media and continue to do so and the right wingers spreading it were what they call useful idiots.
well there goes the one remaining use case i had for twitter, which was offloading screenshots and videos from my switch
even more hilarious, i'm pretty sure if they shut off the api, it's gonna break any website that has the "sign in with twitter" option. not sure how many people actually use that, but if you did you're probably out of luck.
he gave a week for people to figure out if they really want to pay money for.. a thing that helps twitter generate content.
btw if you're not aware of twitter developer.. lore... twitter use to have an extremely open API until about 2012 when they slowly started removing features (including third party apps having limited tokens to use for their apps) and developers basically left the platform in droves.
i think before elon acquired twitter they had released a new api and were going to try to do creative new things to attract all the developers that got sick and tired of twitter fucking over developers.
this is the death knell for it (developer wise). imagine making developers pay for an api that is shite after they previously got screwed over by the company. no one is going to build anything useful especially now that the population is slowly creeping over to terminally online chuds.
This move to paid api is kind of expected. Over the course of the last decade a lot of things have been gating off their api because of how much bandwidth they soak up...
Typically you'd just rate limit free accounts... the only reason you'd paywall if bots using APIs were a huge problem and you wanted to take a nuclear approach, right?
Well, that, and for some reason your primary revenue source died up because like two thirds of your advertisers decided to fuck off. Nobody knows why.
And then your amazing plan to sell checkmarks also fell flat on its ass because only around 200,000 people (on a platform of 450 million monthly active users) decided they wanted to stick the "bully me" hat on. Again, nobody knows how that failed....
Remember how desperate for cash Elon got dragged to the world cup final by the saudis in nothing but his t-shirt and pants? People were joking about the lowtax% speedrun but everyone's sleeping on the very real possibility of a khashoggi%
lol at elon and the right wing grift circus in the span of one day mass hallucinating an issue where private accounts boost exposure, and all of them performatively going private for a few hours, insisting it helped, but then going public again because ???
morgelon’s disease
Twitter Blue people still don't have most of the promised features they're paying monthly for yet but instead how about an entirely new feature, out of the blue, that nobody cares about!
I mean co-tweets were absolutely pointless and dumb but this might be dumber. I wonder if this is going to be on top of the suggested 4000 character thing or if this is what the character thing has become. But lol at anyone going to twitter to read essays
To EVERY employee? Jesus Christ, man.
Just imagine Musk staying up to 3 AM reading a one page book report by some random admin assistant in the Twitter Facilities Management Division
There are like 25 twitter files about how Russian troll bots weren't a real thing but also we have to limit API usage because "opinion manipulators" aka libruls...
And just lmao that they announced this change to come in a week with no details and if someone, like a business, wanted to make any sort of planning, the only idea of the pricing they would deal with is from Elon responding to some random tweet.
Green Hombre
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Ali@cspam @bastardsheep FMD they’re hopeless now. “Back with more details next week”
Another Elon brain fart I assume.
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