Stephen BrannenFeb 1, 2023
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@feld @jk
Jan 31, 2023 at 10:23pmWeb
Show threadalcinnzFeb 1, 2023

@publius @feld @jk Though seriously, I do enjoy thinking through how I'd design hardware to implement a browser upon...

Though usually I exclude JS support since that would necessitate an architecture more-or-less like we have today!

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Show threadunlofl [Promoted Toot]Feb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk I know I've seen this graphic before, but somehow completely missed the "NIST standard minion meme collection" and that might be the darkest shit I've ever heard
Show threadSupership 79Feb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk I would unironically buy this
Show threadIvan Sagalaev Feb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk this is brilliant!
Show threadJohn BlairFeb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk yeah, the benchmarks look great, but real performance depends on how often the JSON deserializer prediction is correct.
Show threadMichael SlatteryFeb 1, 2023
@publius @[email protected] @jk Dual Garbage Collectors
Show threadmykieFeb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk i’m not sure i want my choice of browser determined by hardware
Show threadSam PastvaFeb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk Honestly, if this actually worked, was 50-100$, and could stay relevant for example for 5 years, I would go for it in a heartbeat :D
Show threadMaverynthia🌱Feb 1, 2023

@publius @feld @jk

Can I hook one of these to my Switch so the eShop loads in a decent amount of time?

Show threadKernicFeb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk That would be nice for MS Teams...
Show threadClayfootFeb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk imagine the productivity gain from Jira alone
Show threadjson tFeb 1, 2023
@publius It’s like someone asked ChatGPT to design a browser accelerator card. It’s getting harder to tell what is real!
Show threadpopbones🍥Feb 1, 2023
@publius does it support Mac via eGPU box? Does it support safari?
Show threadMat GaddFeb 1, 2023
@publius I'm ashamed to admit how many bullet points it took me to realise this horror — thankfully — wasn't real! 🤦🏻‍♂️
Show threadMichael KatzFeb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk @siracusa a card to run chrome. What a country!
Show threadKenny SabareseFeb 1, 2023

@publius @feld @jk

ugh. Is this an April fools joke for Feb 1?

The web is too complex if we need these.

Show threadJogi Hofmüller (he/him)Feb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk my favorite is the 256MB emoji cache 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadLimey_TankFeb 1, 2023

@publius @feld @jk @siracusa

There should really be an NVMe header for paging in and out from that ridiculously small emoji cache

Show threadChristopher Klein Feb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk Can we shrink the garbage collection to the size of an Apple Watch? I need that in real life.
Show threadBen EsquivelFeb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk I took my wallet when I read the Seguri-dad. What is more secure than a dad taking care of it? Nothing!
Show threadDerek 🌈Feb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk uhhh what? 🤣
Show threadBinder🅅Feb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk $20 says someone will be selling this in a year
Show threadOlivier Roux (moose)Feb 1, 2023
@publius @feld @jk @siracusa it should come with its own power bank for laptop use…
Show threadSoulfire the WolfFeb 2, 2023
@publius
@[email protected]
@jk I actually kind of want this to be a real thing. Maybe it will make Google Docs suck less...
Show threadJake RobbFeb 2, 2023
@publius @feld @jk I knew it was fake when I saw that it’s x16 🤣
Show threadrisaacsFeb 2, 2023
@publius @jk I fell for it.
Show threadالتنينوكسFeb 2, 2023
@publius @feld @jk I want one.
Show threaddigish0Feb 2, 2023

@publius @feld @jk

lies, you need at least 64GB of RAM to accelerate Chrome.

Show threadJonasFeb 2, 2023
Tag yourself, I'm the emoji cache
Show threadMark AufflickFeb 2, 2023
@publius I’d like to see the NIST Standard Minion Memes Collection.
Show threadBen WestFeb 2, 2023
@publius @feld @jk why no nozzles for water cooling?
Show threadjollyrogueFeb 2, 2023

@publius Is this the original pitch for DPUs?

@[email protected] @jk @aag

Show threadMartin Maciaszek Feb 3, 2023
@publius @feld @jk Already got one