Oh shit, doโ€” do *I* have classified documents in my home?

@batkaren
"The UK Prime Minister lives at 10 Downing St, London"

You do now. And I've just technically broken the OSA.

@batkaren reminds me of the classic ad campaign...
@batkaren Every single person has classified documents in their home.
@batkaren I classified some documents as public. They carry a classification, therefore, they're classified right?
@ncc826 @batkaren I doodle fancy ornamentations on some of my documents, and made them classier. Therefore, theyโ€™re classified, right?
@batkaren
If you don't what have you even been doing with your life.
@batkaren Those classified documents sure do get around. Such security sluts.
@batkaren @TheTootOfBob Iโ€™m just gonna classify a few here at home WITH MY MIND to get rid of this #FOMO
@batkaren I tripped and fell into a pile of classified documents on the sidewalk once. Took forever to get them off my clothes.
@batkaren Ask your doctor if classified documents are right for you.
@batkaren personally, Iโ€™m experiencing FOMO
@batkaren when I'm halfway to the party and I realize I forgot to bring the classified documents

@batkaren In today's world, it's actually a good idea to routinely go through your documents online and off, and get rid of unnecessary but sensitive stuff. "classified information" isn't just a government concept.

It's amazing how little security culture two Presidents and two Vice Presidents of the US have shown. No wonder its such a problem everywhere else...

@batkaren do you subscribe to The NY Times?

Then, yes, yes you do.

@batkaren you don't even have the security clearance to ask that question!