This week in D&D we:

- found out what we had thrown rocks at
- negotiated a mulligan for our first ever 'killed outright' character (a wizard / old lady whose first instinct was to go melee)
- tore through all our healing potions
- eventually killed 2 to 3 slimes
- discovered there were no cheese sandwiches left
- gave the stink-eye to some orcs
- reached the heady heights of... level 2!

#ttrpg #dand #5e #sandwiches

This week in D&D we:

- joined the discord from a bus *
- had a big refreshing sleep
- checked in on a windmill
- ordered cheese(?) sandwiches(?) in broken gnomish
- did a flip and potentially a wall run
- robot-crab whispered
- Hid behind an employee

* not all of us

#ttrpg #dand #5e #sandwiches #robotcrab

This week in D&D we:

- had sinusitis *
- irritated our way past the guards
- stabbed a rug up real good
- rescued a gnome
- investigated the same gnome’s brutal murder
- held a thing
- brainstormed a ‘sanity gun’
- received a royal commission
- fired arrows at random objects
- found a mimic (see above)

* not all of us

#ttrpg #dand #5e #sandwiches #gnomeslayer

This week in D&D we:

- nearly got eaten by a mimic
- killed it just in time
- were rewarded with magic items (some suspiciously similar to the ones from the 80s cartoon)
- FINALLY got some sandwiches
- fought rats in a windmill
- saw a shadowy figure
- snuck up a hill
- talked to some orcs
- began the arduous process of planning how to get a in a fight with said orcs (TBC)

#ttrpg #dandd #5e #sandwiches

This week in D&D we:

- continued the 2-week plan to surprise the orcs by 'using Grease'
- did not use Grease
- got chased round some rocks, Benny Hill-style
- finally appreciated how fun playing Rogue is
- used Grease
- found some cheese!
- stole some cheese!
- ate some cheese!

#ttrpg #dandd #5e #cheese

This week in D&D we:

- looked forward to some downtime
- had breakfast
- heard about some mushrooms, in a cave, with a bear
- decided to fight a bear
- went to a cave
- found a bear
- ...being eaten by zombies
- were attacked by zombies
- ...and potentially a zombie bear
- GREEEEEASE
- played zombie snooker
- ...?

#dandd #ttrpg #5e #bear #grease

@andi played zombie snooker
@domino Fuck 2m
@domino Okay fixed, apologies for the oversight