Lesley Carhart 
My new sofa is coming tomorrow SURPRISE ZERO NOTICE FEDEX COURIER two weeks early, along with the insulation repair guys and snow. I have not yet gotten rid of the old sofas yet. I don’t have a basement. I live alone and the largest box FedEx ships is 70lbs. SURPRISE SOFA! Is infinite screaming on here yet?
Greg Wittel@hacks4pancakes not sure if you’ve already tried, but you may be able to get FedEx to defer the delivery.
@gregw It's like... FedEx local courier, apparently my order is in stock in the next town over...