SirEviscerate 
[for this joke, pretend that Sophocles didn't write this Greek tragedy, and instead it was written by Euripides (c. 480- c. 406 BC)]
*ahem*
"Oedipus Rex? More like Euripides eyes out!"
Doug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦@SirEviscerate Looking for words here...ummm...probably the most, what, arch? joke I'll see today. Cerebral? Reminds me of a joke I read on #JohnMastadon a few months ago:
Judge: "You're guilty...pay $500"
Italian accused: "Ohhh..."
Judge: "It's a fine"
Accused: "No...it's-a not-a fine"
Judge: "You're guilty...pay $500"
Italian accused: "Ohhh..."
Judge: "It's a fine"
Accused: "No...it's-a not-a fine"
Roy Greenhilt _slow clap_
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Snerk RabbledauberDone. Now you can pretend that I laughed.
@SnerkRabbledauber nice nice
Chris Vermilion@SirEviscerate this joke is a mother-loving tragedy
Pseudo Nym@SirEviscerate I had to consider for a moment, but I've made Ship of Theseus jokes on here, so I'll allow it.
Well done.
Pam Gardens@SirEviscerate is Euripides Italian?
Rory@SirEviscerate You heard of the two Greek tailors Euripides and Eumenides?
Shuvo of the Left@SirEviscerate @rsjaffe Yeah, in fact, bofa