SirEviscerate 
[for this joke, pretend that Sophocles didn't write this Greek tragedy, and instead it was written by Euripides (c. 480- c. 406 BC)]
*ahem*
"Oedipus Rex? More like Euripides eyes out!"
Pseudo Nym@SirEviscerate I had to consider for a moment, but I've made Ship of Theseus jokes on here, so I'll allow it.
Well done.