Hunter Hillegas
Thomas RicouardApple just what the fuck? You send me rejection with screenshots from the app. I don't get it. OMG. This is insane!!!!!
Matt Thomas@dimillian this honestly now seems like a reviewer with a personal grudge. If you have a queue with thousands of reviews to get through, you don’t take the time to take that many screen shots
@codecaffeine The screenshots are really just the app working. It's crazy.
Bobby Bobak@dimillian @codecaffeine bet the Space Karen was the reviewer 🙄
@codecaffeine If the next version is rejected I'll make an appeal and wait this time....
Nikhil Nigade@dimillian feels like App Review has been going through substance abuse lately. Erratic rejections everywhere
But don’t lose hope 🙌🏼
Philipp@dimillian this is pure insanity 🙄😳
Chris Wu 🪐@dimillian your “minimum functionality“ app just suggested that I follow somebody that I know I was already following. No idea how that happened (and I’m definitely not saying that your app did it). I’m just glad that your app gave me a heads up so I could get it fixed and follow them again.
@MuseumShuffle haha, I guess it’s the Mastodon API being weird? Or maybe you followed that person from somewhere else and the explore screen was not refreshed?
@dimillian After I saw it in Ice Cubes I went to and looked on my computer in a web browser and it still showed I wasn't following him. I suppose there's a tiny chance that six days ago I posted to his profile but didn't follow but I really doubt it.
Gregory@dimillian so there was one app store rejection story I've been telling people for years. When I worked at VKontakte, our iOS app got rejected a couple of times with the reason to the effect of "we opened the video section, typed the word porn into the search field, and naked people came up". What did you expect doing that, Karen, cute kittens? I thought this was the most asinine app store rejection of all time.
But then I saw this. This takes the cake.
Reid Burke@dimillian Hope this gets resolved soon with extra attention from @gruber’s blog. These rejection reasons are infuriating. Especially after hearing countless stories of similar inane reviews for so many years. It’s 2023!