MikeJan 17, 2023
SirEviscerate 

Hi, my name's Ray. I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun.

*misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*

Jan 12, 2023 at 2:03pmMastodon for Android
Show threadKatLSJan 12, 2023
@SirEviscerate some days are like that…😑😖
Show threadKirsche 🐰🐺🐱 (Commissions Open) (5 Slots)Jan 12, 2023

@SirEviscerate when i was like nine i actually had someone like this do my blood test.

I had an even bigger phobia of needles as a kid so hearing the phlebotomist say "oops I missed the spot gotta poke ya again" broke my attempt to stay tough lol

Show threadSamuel BepisJan 12, 2023
@SirEviscerate I think Ray was working at my local blood bank at one point.
Show threadSamuel BepisJan 12, 2023
@SirEviscerate This dude just couldn't seem to get any blood out of me and didn't understand why, until one of the other phlebotomists came over and told him he was using the wrong vein.
Show threadPrincess of Whales Jan 12, 2023
@SirEviscerate I snorted
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Show threadKayVayJan 12, 2023
@SirEviscerate Me: running away, screaming 😱
Show threadaugustJan 12, 2023
@SirEviscerate @[email protected] the trick is to go through the bottom
Show threadRev. Bussy Body of The Church of America MLM and Shooting ClubJan 13, 2023
@SirEviscerate perfect username to be making this joke under
Show threadBrianJan 13, 2023
@SirEviscerate 🤣 going to stick someone right now.
Show threadRatherOddPursuits 🦆Jan 18, 2023
@SirEviscerate
I've donated like 70 times, and this has happened to me more than once. lol