SirEviscerate 
Hi, my name's Ray. I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun.
*misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*
Samuel Bepis@SirEviscerate I think Ray was working at my local blood bank at one point.
@SirEviscerate This dude just couldn't seem to get any blood out of me and didn't understand why, until one of the other phlebotomists came over and told him he was using the wrong vein.