I remember when toilet paper and eggs were so plentiful we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.
@jjLitke Bahaha, nice one πŸ˜‚
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Wait, what have you got against my enemies?
@jjLitke this takes me back in time!
@jjLitke Definitely guilty of this in my teenage years. But now I buy pasture raised and organic so those eggs are expensive lol
@jjLitke life has it, what gets thrown out comes back becoming expensive πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
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@latca @jjLitke πŸ˜„πŸ˜„yes a lobster dey throw it back in d waters to make it bigger and more expensive
@jjLitke I'm pretty sure everyone who lives in Victoria, Australia, keeps a mini toilet paper stash now...just in case.

@jjLitke Meanwhile France is the European country hit worst by avian flu by far, yet the eggs are still normal price there with no shortages reported.

It couldn't be opportunistic price-gouging, could it? /s

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/01/13/business/egg-prices-cal-maine-foods/index.html

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@jjLitke My childhood bestie Melissa and I loaded up our bike baskets with rock hard to cranberries,which we launched in a sneak attack against our nemesis Cynthia down the street. Stealth intelligence gathering and carefully planned out maneuvers were involved (Quick, throw it at 'em and GO!!).

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@jjLitke much too expensive and definitely way too rare these days!
@jjLitke , canned tomatoes are still pretty cheap
@jjLitke *Singing* Those were the days, my friend, we thought they’d never end… *sobbing, softly, into my soup bowl*
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@jjLitke now it's gonna be like spitting in Dune, TPing someone's house will be a sign of respect
@jjLitke yes, the pandemic has brought new awareness of old things, and rebalanced (un-balanced) so much of life.
Ok, thanks pandemic, I'm paying attention now. Can you give us a break, please?
@jjLitke Reminds me of the police in Scotland requesting a local McDonalds stopped selling milkshakes when Nigel Farage due in town. A rival burger shop had poster up, "still selling milkshakes all weekend. Have fun." πŸ₯› πŸ˜‚
@jjLitke the kids in my neighborhood have transitioned to cheese curd and moist towelettes.
@jjLitke now we trade gold for them!
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Yes quite true. The good old days.
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I remember when freestanding houses were so plentiful our enemies all had them.
@jjLitke Cruz and Abbott must own too many homes. Eggs and TP are plentiful in #Minneapolis.
@nyc2msp @jjLitke I've not had any problem getting TP in Minneapolis, but Amazon Fresh and Target are sometimes thin with the eggs, especially organic.
@Minnesnowta @jjLitke eggs have been hit and miss, but can be found. Understandable with avian flu.
@jjLitke ah. And if you'e from New Jersey you bought out the store of both items for mischief night (October 30th) and threw them at your neighbors, just for the heck of it.