Hella Of Troy πŸ‡¬πŸ‡·

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Mother. Motherfucker. Motherfucker fucker. https://justmytoots.com/hellaoftroy@mastodon.world https://www.etsy.com/shop/HellaTshirtsandSuch
Reviews"yeah gimme a #2 animal style and a coke oh shit stop Siri fuck" - unknown
Reviews"... kind of funny when drunk, reminds me of my mother " - @dick42
Reviews"That one tweet was sorta interesting but why no tiddies?" - @realivanatrump
Reviews"Can't wait for her to go back to Twitter and leave us alone" - everyone
What would happen if we all collectively decided to just not go to work anymore?
That’s enough, I shouted, as the bride’s vows went into a fourth bullet point.

β€œTo recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less.”
― Oscar Wilde

#CompostTheRich #EatTheRich

Oh, you're going on a vacation this summer? What's it like being a millionaire.
remember when people would say something facetiously and follow it with "not!"?
I'm still living off dick pics from 2018.
Water droplet looks like a diamond. Pic doesn't do this justice.
People who kiss with their eyes open are psychopaths.

Reconstruction of Whitby Abbey using lighted drones, by Cyberdrone #Drone Shows

#photography